Apparently hot criminals who take modelesque mugshots just isn't enough. Now we have criminals who are hot by profession. I think things are starting to get out of hand—crime is getting far too glamorous.
It's been almost five months since six-time felon Jeremy Meeks (a.k.a. Hot Mugshot Guy) stole America's heart, which according to the ancient Mayan Calendar of Green-Eyed Naughty Hotties (forgive me for that) makes it just about time for a new sexy criminal to descend from the heavens. Meet Sean Kory, who was arrested…
Jeremy Meeks is a convicted felon who was arrested in Stockton on felony weapon charges on Tuesday. He's also super fucking hot and the ladies of Facebook want to bring him to justice. Sexual justice. (I am going to go write for Skinemax now, bye!)
