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ObtuseIntolerant
11/18/08

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Go for Joe, Camilla...while he's likely to be ostensibly the dorkiest of the three options, it's for the best.
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amowls
11/18/08

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Her boyfriend is also 20 years old and she is what? 15?
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Gael
11/18/08

@amowls: She's sixteen in a week.
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PinkSoxHat
11/18/08

@Gael: When I was 15/16, when my sister was 15/16, and when most of the people I know were 15/16, there was absolutely no way in hell we should have been dating 20 year olds. There is a much bigger difference in maturity than between, say, a 24 and 28 year old. If my 15 year old were to ever bring home a 20 year old, I'd be seriously questioning the motivations of the 20 year old.
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Penny_Esq
11/18/08

@PinkSoxHat: And speaking of his motivations, this goes doubly so for Miley because of how much friggin money she's worth. Seems sketchy to me.
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whats_in_a_name
11/18/08

@PinkSoxHat: totally agreed, while 5 years is a relitively short amount of time in the grand scheme of things you also have to think that it represents an entire quarter of his life and a third or hers.
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lalaland13
11/18/08

In reply to Loose Lips
So does being a Christian mean he shouts "Oh God!" during sex?

Sorry, Miley. Don't expect us to buy that because he's a Christian, this is any less creepy.
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Gael
11/18/08

@lalaland13: Will it still be creepy in two years when she's 18 and he's 22? It doesn't seem that creepy now. They're only four years apart.
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Saltine
11/18/08

@Gael: Less creepy, 15 and 20 is just skeezy. I mean I dont fault the girl, but I question the guy who is interested in dating someone where the age difference is 5 years shes 15.
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PinkSoxHat
11/18/08

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Since when has being Christian been a requirement for being a teen idol?
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KiwiMarie
11/18/08

@PinkSoxHat: Since Disney said so?
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lookethatmyface
11/19/08

@KiwiMarie: If we ignore Disney's long history of gender stereotyping, heteronormativeness, one one hand, Disney gives us today's Christian teen idols but on the other hand, Disney gave us Ryan Gosling. Now I'm torn.
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descent
11/18/08

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I'm probably going to hell for saying this (heh), but all these "Christian" stars, purity rings, and weird Mormon vampires seriously creep me out. Maybe it's because I grew up in the age of grunge, but this stuff just gives me the willies.
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Jamie Sommers
11/18/08

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"[I'm] tough as nails. I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit, [marriage vows]. You can't get me. You cannot break me down."

fixed!
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Scout
11/18/08

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"he's a Christian and I really like that"

"Christian" is such an ambiguous term....what does it really mean Miley? eh!!??
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whats_in_a_name
11/18/08

@Jemae Hearts OBAMA '08: It means that she won't be the only one of the two suggesting anal as a way to maintain their virginity while still fucking like the teenagers they are.
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sportz.star
11/18/08

@whats_in_a_name: Heh, yes. Except she's 15. And he's 20. And that's illegal (most everywhere).
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Kivrin
11/18/08

@whats_in_a_name: One of my former friends totally did the whole "let's have anal sex so I can stay a virgin" thing. And this was, like, 9 years ago -- before it was cool. I guess she was totally ahead of her time.
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Kivrin
11/18/08

@Kivrin: She also gave a LOT of blowjobs. But those were totally Christian, too.
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whats_in_a_name
11/18/08

@Kivrin: I went to high school with a girl who would very loudly proclaim that she had anal sex with her bf every night, and then in the next breath state that she was still a virgin and that any girl who had ever been felt up was a slut.
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Penny_Esq
11/18/08

@whats_in_a_name: Wait, so she had anal but didn't let him touch her? Where is the fun in that for her?
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whats_in_a_name
11/18/08

@Penny_Esq: YES WE DID!!!: This might just be me being stuck in a guys perspective but I was also shocked that she was able to find a guy who was willing to go straight to anal without ever doing anything else.
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hellosunshine
11/18/08

@Kivrin: Jessica Simpson went to my high school.

Enough said?
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Kivrin
11/18/08

@hellodarling!: HA! Awesome.
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rosasparks
11/18/08

In reply to Loose Lips
Well, Miley, I much prefer dating those who are Shinto Buddhists. Christians? Pfftt.

(sorry, ever since that anti-choice post this morning, I'm a little down on the title of Christians.)
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whats_in_a_name
11/18/08

@rosasparks: And everybody knows that all the really cool people are dating Taoists anyways.
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hellosunshine
11/18/08

@rosasparks: We're not all bad :) Some of us actually paid attention in Bible classes and know that Jesus preached love and tolerance!

The other "Christians" call us "filthy liberal atheists."
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inabook
11/19/08

@hellodarling!: Agreed. I totally got told I wasn't a Christian all the time when I was in high school. Apparently being a fan of equal rights and thinking other people are cool regardless of religion wasn't cool to 15 year olds in small town ohio.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/18/08

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Look, up in the nose! It's a bird! It's a booger! No, it's Bodily Function Man!

Yes it's Bodily Function Man, strange visitor from the planet Brangelina, who came to Earth with amazing physical powers far beyond those of mortal men (after all, he keeps Angelina, wink wink). And who, disguised as Brad Pitt, mild-mannered actor, wages a never ending battle against snot, vomit, and the poopy diaper!
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
11/18/08

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"poo, snot, urine, vomit" throw in a vial of blood and that used to be Angelin'a foreplay.
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Kivrin
11/18/08

@mepo: HA!
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nolongerinacubiclestillawhore
11/18/08

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It's still a felony!
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Crabby Cakes
11/18/08

@nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: Oh, The Soup, you are my favorite.
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shorty63136
11/18/08

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Of course he's impervious. He's a Missouri country boy!
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dancerevolution
11/18/08

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I'm not trying to be mean (heh), but if four years ago you showed me a picture of what Brad Pitt looks like now, I would not have believed you. One never knows how a man will age. Incidentally, his personality seems good now.
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anonymiss
11/18/08

@dancerevolution: oh hes fine wine status in my eyes, just gets better with age
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
11/18/08

@dancerevolution: Clooney on the other hand just gets better. One would not have expected that seeing him in his Roseanne days.
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Triphena
11/18/08

@dancerevolution: See, I think he looks better now (aside from that skeezy mustache). He was just too pretty before. Now he's all weathered and tougher looking.
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J.D.Regent
11/18/08

@dancerevolution: i'm fairly sure there's an inverse relationship between being good looking and having a good personality (for men). however, i still think he is fine as hell.
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hellosunshine
11/18/08

@anonymiss: @mepo: Yes and yes. Mmmmm, Clooney and Pitt and HelloDarling sammich...

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YourScreenplaySucks
11/18/08

@dancerevolution: You can add Jude Law to that list. I still don't understand what happened there. Maybe a head-on collision with karma.
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dancerevolution
11/18/08

@Your Screenplay Sucks:

lmao, yes! It's like one minute there's Closer, then the next minute I see a basically bald guy in an ugly sweater with a sour look on his face. WTF happened between Closer and now?
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dancerevolution
11/18/08

@Triphena:

See: Fight Club. No seriously, see it.
@J.D.Regent: And yes, there really is something to that whole looks/personality thing after all, isn't there?
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YourScreenplaySucks
11/18/08

@dancerevolution: I don't know, but further investigation is needed. Gorgeous actors are a national treasure and great efforts must be made to protect their hotness.
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