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    Image of Viva-La-Diva Viva-La-Diva
    11/23/09

    In reply to Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack

    Ha, ha Strong Bad
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    ClockOnTheStove promoted this comment Edited by Viva-La-Diva at 11/23/09 7:50 PM Viva-La-Diva was starred Viva-La-Diva was unstarred
    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    11/23/09

    @Viva-La-Diva: ZOMG! They'll be allup ons.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    11/23/09

    In reply to Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack
     
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    Irin promoted this comment Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
    Image of JLady JLady
    11/23/09

    @Casquivana: That is hilarious!
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    JLady was starred JLady was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/23/09

    In reply to Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack
    Thank you, ABC, for NOT showing us Tom DeLay's "beautiful" body. Showing us Tom DeLay in brown polyester was enough of a mindfuck.
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    PaintedTrollop was starred PaintedTrollop was unstarred
    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    11/23/09

    In reply to Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack
    The tanning is less disturbing than the fact that TOM DELAY IS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS WTF.
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    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was starred Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was unstarred
    Image of thewitchandthemoll thewitchandthemoll
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    Suzanne Somers, shut the FUCK up. #reneezellweger
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    bowleserised promoted this comment thewitchandthemoll was starred thewitchandthemoll was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    The way you say "BUT it's real" makes me think you're doubting the validity of romcoms. Romcoms speak the truth! #reneezellweger
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of georgina georgina
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    Sorry, Mel, if you're really worried about protecting your money you don't get your mistress pregnant. Why on earth would she sign a pre-nup now? I hope your wife is laughing her ass off about now. #reneezellweger
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    phantom lady promoted this comment georgina was starred georgina was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    10/27/09

    @georgina: I thought you only need a prenup if you're getting married. last I heard he isn't planning on doing this. did I miss something while I was in Nebraska this weekend? #reneezellweger
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    phantom lady was starred phantom lady was unstarred
    Image of Glitterberries Glitterberries
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    I enjoy remembering how much I loved listening to Unforgettable Fire with my high school crush. I'm afraid to listen to it again and find it hasn't held up as well as the memories, but really, 'Bad' I loved you so much back in the day. Please, still be good! #reneezellweger
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    howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) promoted this comment Glitterberries was starred Glitterberries was unstarred
    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    10/27/09

    @Lolainblackglasses: It's still good. #reneezellweger
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    howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was starred howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was unstarred
    Image of eibhinn eibhinn
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    Suzanne Somers really needs to STFU. Since when does being on bad sitcoms make one qualified to dispense medical advice? I'm all about self-treating minor medical problems (bruises, colds, sore throats) with herbs etc., but cancer? Not something to be trifled with. #reneezellweger
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment eibhinn was starred eibhinn was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    10/27/09

    @eibhinn: You said it. I'm pretty sure that if Farrah Fawcett had gone alternative right off, she'd have died much sooner. And I'm pretty sure that if Suzanne Somers was suffering full-body cancer, she still is. Something's been loose in her head for years, and it seems to have spread to her mouth. #reneezellweger
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    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of TrixieCanary TrixieCanary
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    I hope that Hugh Jackman going as James Bond for Halloween means that Daniel Craig is going as The Boy from Oz. #reneezellweger
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment TrixieCanary was starred TrixieCanary was unstarred
    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    I saw Tom Delay on Millionaire (yes, I watch it -- don't judge me). He actually got the questions he was asked correct but his thought process seemed very ... scattered to say the least and he wasn't very good at expressing himself. I don't know why I was surprised by any of that, but I was. The one contestant didn't go with the (correct) answer that Delay had provided, but hey, can you really blame a guy for not believing Tom Delay? #reneezellweger
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    HarpMadness was starred HarpMadness was unstarred
    Image of theKP theKP
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    Recent revelation: Bradley Cooper is a different person from Gerard Butler.

    I am seriously jealous of Renee. Not because of Bradley Cooper but because she's spending the holidays in Philadelphia. What I wouldn't give for cannoli from Termini Brothers. #reneezellweger
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    hortense promoted this comment theKP was starred theKP was unstarred
    Image of HelloTitty HelloTitty
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    That Esposito/Philippoussis news makes me sad. That guy is dumb as a box of rocks. (But maybe I am dumber because the reason I know this is because I watched Age of Love.) #reneezellweger
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    hortense promoted this comment HelloTitty was starred HelloTitty was unstarred
    Image of zoethebitch zoethebitch
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    "Seriously, people: This is a screenplay waiting to happen." Billionaire Boys Club, 1987. Based on real events. Rich, aimless kids from L.A. get involved in crime. Except they didn't burglarize homes, they set up a Ponzi scheme then murdered people. #reneezellweger
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    hortense promoted this comment zoethebitch was starred zoethebitch was unstarred
    Image of AmbiguouslyGayUno AmbiguouslyGayUno
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    I really want to see Precious, but every new thing I read about it has me more and more convinced that I'm going to weep uncontrollably through the entire film. And honestly, my crying face is kind of scary and not something I really want to bring out in public. I may have to wait for the dvd. #reneezellweger
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment AmbiguouslyGayUno was starred AmbiguouslyGayUno was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    10/27/09

    @AmbiguouslyGayUno: I can't even get through the trailer without tearing up, so I am expecting to be destroyed during the film. Want to share a Kleenex box or five? #reneezellweger
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    Hooplehead was starred Hooplehead was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    10/27/09

    @AmbiguouslyGayUno: I didn't want to read the book, but then I started to @ work and it is so compelling I had to finish it. Have I started it? Nope. I wanted to have something light and fluffy lined up to read afterwards first. #reneezellweger
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    Ms Meghan was starred Ms Meghan was unstarred
    Image of AmbiguouslyGayUno AmbiguouslyGayUno
    10/27/09

    @Hooplehead: Definitely. But we're going to have to bring out the big guns for this one... Puffs Plus. #reneezellweger
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    AmbiguouslyGayUno was starred AmbiguouslyGayUno was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    10/27/09

    @AmbiguouslyGayUno: Do people use other tissues? Puffs Plus (or Kleenex with lotion) are the only way to fly when you're blowing your nose every 2 seconds. #reneezellweger
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