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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    05:27 PM

    In reply to You Cruise, You Lose
    Riding motorcycles is risky business. You gotta keep your eyes wide -- shut them for even a moment and you risk losin' it. Riding in the rain is awesome, but I was going around a sharp corner in a tropic thunder storm and rode right into a magnolia tree. But riding after you had more than one cocktail is far and away the stupidest thing you can do on a bike. It's like you are asking for the Valkyrie to decide its your time to die, but she ain't gonna take you to Valhalla if you kill yourself 'cause of a DUI. Nope, you definitely won't be hanging up in the marshmallow vanilla sky with Xenu if you do something that stupid. But I guess it could make you a legend just like James Dean.
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    Image of cheshirecatfish cheshirecatfish
    05:56 PM

    @Lymed: Slow claps for you. Man, and I thought you'd gotten all of them. IMDB saves me from a Mission: Impossible.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06:25 PM

    @cheshirecatfish: I couldn't get all of them without the post being endless, love.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    04:54 PM

    In reply to You Cruise, You Lose
    Helmet hair.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/07/09

    In reply to Someone's Feeling Just A Little Ruffled
    Dear God, is that child in a ballgown?
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    Image of bailaoragaditana bailaoragaditana
    12/07/09

    @MargaretMoony: It's a traje de flamenca - lots more ruffles and much more fun than a ballgown!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/07/09

    @bailaoragaditana: Nice!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/07/09

    In reply to Someone's Feeling Just A Little Ruffled
    Katie: Can I please have my skirt back!

    Tom: I have told you before, you look ridiculous in pink ruffles.

    Katie: I like to match Suri. You know that.

    Tom: It's fine in the house. But we can't have them posting a picture of you and Suri in matching pink polka dots on the internet.

    Katie: Can I at least have Suri's blankie to cover myself up so Jezebel doesn't make fun of me for not wearing pants?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/07/09

    In reply to Someone's Feeling Just A Little Ruffled
    When did that child embark on a career as a flamenco dancer, and why aren't there more pictures?
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    Image of fulanita fulanita
    12/07/09

    In reply to Someone's Feeling Just A Little Ruffled
    When in Seville, dress like a Sevillana!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/07/09

    @fulanita: to dance and sing Sevillanas
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    12/07/09

    @Ailatan: I couldn't even get the clapping right for that stuff. If she can get that rhythm right she should teach her mom how to dance.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/04/09

    In reply to Saturday Night Special
    Be careful, Tom, or you might shoot The Invisible Swordsman!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/04/09

    In reply to Saturday Night Special
    I am more concerned with the hands that are growing out of his back....
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/04/09

    @badmutha: Those would belong to Xenu
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    Image of funzette funzette
    12/04/09

    In reply to Saturday Night Special
    Matt. Matt, Matt, you don't even-- you're glib. You have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, okay. That's what I've done. Matt, you see this thimble? You could fit the evidence for psychiatry in this thimble. With my finger already in it.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/04/09

    In reply to Saturday Night Special
    Feeling no remorse, feeling like his hand was forced/Middle finger to the Xenu...
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/30/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
    I could give two shits about Brad Pitt, but give me a break! Sorry the structures are not "esthetically pleasing" to some armchair architect who probably bid on the job and lost out because it wasn't green, practical or efficient. Pitt may not have the most pleasantly appealing taste when it comes to having things built, but you gotta admit, houses on stilts? Genius.
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    Image of vee vee
    11/30/09

    @kookla: Houses on stilts are a south Louisiana staple... along the bayous, you see tons of them (when I was younger, I lived in one raised house that was over 100 years old).

    In fact! My entire family still lives along the bayous, and they all -had- to raise their houses in order to keep their home insurance. (Another post-hurricane gripe: The Road Home program was supposed to fund all these house raisings, and went bankrupt before they could pay out, leaving hundreds without the funds to save their homes / insurance policies.)
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/30/09

    @vee: What a nightmare! I hope all is well with your family.
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    Image of ladyfalcon is skin deep ladyfalcon is skin deep
    12/01/09

    @kookla: This was my exact reaction. He's trying to do something good for a cause he cares about - celebrity or not, no one deserves to have that thrown in their face over 'aesthetics,' and in light of Vee's post about how much of a staple houses on stilts are, the comment makes even less sense.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    11/30/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
    William Shatner is just the 'shat'.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    11/30/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
    Knight and Day sounds like a title one Kenneth Ellen Parcel would come up with.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/30/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
    Banishing anyone from Australia is just kinda ironic, don't you think? Also: crazy pants.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/30/09

    In reply to Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
    I lurve the item quoting Britney as having "banished" her manager-manfriend from Australia. It just reminds me of Romeo and Juliet--"Thou art banished!" teehee.

    Meryl Streep, I love you. That quote sums up much of why, apart from your talent.
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