Nicki Minaj and her entourage were kicked out of a five-star hotel for causing a ruckus. What did they expect? Everybody knows she's a motherfucking monster.

• The Special Court for Sierra Leone ruled that prosecutors can subpoena Naomi Campbell to compel her to testify about blood diamonds witnesses report she received from warlord Charles Taylor in 1997. Campbell had rebuffed prosecutors' attempts to interview her. [AP]

Today in Tweet Beat, director David Lynch builds tchotchkes in his spare time, Roger Ebert describes the scene in Cannes, and Amanda Bynes is one of those—you know, people who wear non-prescription eyeglasses.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay is upset that her tracks have leaked, even though no one else cares. Also, Bethenny Frankel is in labor and there is a Twitter campaign to get Kim Kardashian on Oprah.

Today in Tweet Beat, Dina Lohan finally gets a (real) Twitter account, Dita Von Teese has an amazing(ly scary?) bedspread, and Soulja Boy loves the tattoo a fan got—and is sure to regret one day—in his honor.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love is all over the place, Talib Kweli is pissed that Real Housewives of Atlanta was nominated for an NAACP Image Award, and Tori Spelling is about to release her third book.

• Uh-oh. Mary J. Blige punched her husband in the face at her record release party. Dude was reportedly bleeding. She was heard screaming:

When moms and daughters have to bond over Tom Waits? It must be Mother's Day!

• Brad Pitt's mom was supposed to move into the Long Island estate where the posse is staying while Angelina Jolie films Salt, but Angelina has reportedly nixed the idea.

When the news came that Scarlett Johnasson was finally making the transition into music with her first album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, a collection of Tom Waits covers, geeky music critics everywhere began sharpening their pencils in anticipation. The thing is, Johansson surrounded herself with so many shiny hipster…