Would You Have Sex With Any of the Terrible Men From Vanderpump Rules?
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
Ew Jax, No One Cares That You Hooked Up With Lindsay Lohan
Vanderpump Rules is back for a 4th season, thank god—do not tell me what happens, I have not had a chance to watch yet—but unfortunately, along with this perfect Bravo specimen comes toadlike sex villain Jax “I Never Banged Fucking Jax” Taylor, neck ever-widening, buttons ever-lowering.
OMG!!!!!!!
In today’s news, the Greek financial crisis continues to spiral, wildfires are burning across Alaska, and, oh yeah, Vanderpump Rules’ Katie Maloney and Tom “Schwartz” Schwartz are FINALLY ENGAGED. No big deal!!!!!!!!!!!!
