Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report
Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats…
Tom Hardy as the next 007? The premature casting rumor is out, but Hardy would probably only get the role if he let his puppy play the Bond villain.
Your Boyfriend Tom Hardy Considers Playing Sir Elton in a Movie
Looks like your boyfriend Tom Hardy is considering getting in on the biopic game. HitFix is reporting that Michael Gracey, the director behind the upcoming Elton John movie Rocketman, has reached out to Hardy to see if he has any interest in the titular role. But of course you knew that already — you and your…
Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras
Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s…
Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers
Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.
While little choreographed…Ranking Celebrity Instagram Accounts from 1 to Tom Hardy
Forget the paparazzi ambushes: If you want to know what celebrities are really like, just take a look at the images they post (and sometimes shoot) themselves on Instagram. This list ranks twelve stars' Instagram accounts, from the mild to the wild, from to meh to amazing. See how they score on a scale of 1 to Tom…
Lady Gaga Partied So Hard in Rio That She Got a Tattoo, Burned the City Down
Lady Gaga apparently had so much fun in Rio that she got a tattoo to commemorate her good times. Then, according to her Twitter account, she and her friends inexplicably burned the entire city to the ground. "Tonight, the love we made set Rio in Flames," tweet taunted Gaga. "I'll never forget that show Brazil. You Are…
Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled
Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at…
Susan Sarandon Talks About That Time She Was Sexually Assaulted on the Casting Couch
Once upon a time, Susan Sarandon was a struggling young actress trying to break into the industry and simultaneously avoid being groped by gross casting directors. In a recent interview for Elle's November issue, Sarandon talks about a particularly "disgusting" experience from her early days in New York City, when she…
From Dirty Book to Dirty Movie: Fifty Shades Gets a Female Screenwriter
The soon-to-be major motion picture event Fifty Shades of Grey just got a screenwriter and her name, according to an announcement from Universal Pictures and its subsidiary Focus Features, is Kelly Marcel.
Leann Rimes Turns 30, Checks into Clinic
The day after her 30th birthday, Leann Rimes has checked into a 30-day treatment center to "cope with anxiety and stress." Over the last year, Rimes has been the continued subject of intense body bullying and rumors of anorexia, and her representative confirms that she is not being treated for an eating disorder.…
Watch Young Tom Hardy Win a Modeling Contest Despite His Headband and Wispy Mustache
Tom Hardy was super-casual about winning this modelling contest in 1998, which somehow makes it seem like headbands for dudes are really going to happen, especially if they imbue their wearers with Tom Hardy's sense of serene self-confidence. Who knew that this witty young man and his downy mustache would one day…
Tom Hardy's 2002 Screen Test: Intergalactic Hotness From Day One
Most of us can agree that Tom Hardy — what with his handsome face, athletic build and British accent — is a very attractive man, but has that always been the case? If Hardy's screen test for Star Trek: Nemesis is any indication, that face, body and accent have all been serving him well since at least 2002 (he…
Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom Money For Her Safe Return
It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until…

