That Wiz Khalifa Song Is Stuck in Everybody's Head
In today’s Tweet Beat, it’s going to be a long summer, Yoko Ono is a positive as ever and Tom Cruise just hangs.
Did Katie Holmes Have a Secret Entrance to Whole Foods in Chelsea?
In the summer of 2012, shortly after she filed divorce papers to dissolve her marriage to Tom Cruise, the actress Katie Holmes moved into a Manhattan apartment complex called the Chelsea Mercantile. The prewar building has 354 units, a private garage, and, on the street level, a Whole Foods Market, where Holmes began…
Kris Jenner's Fashion Week Thirst Scared Jared Leto
Jared Leto's learning one unfortunate side effect of resembling a Kardashian: Kris Jenner has begun to see him as her own. Following multiple encounters at Paris Fashion Week, the actor is allegedly terrified that Kris is going to foist one of her daughters on him or, more likely, try to date him herself. (Sometimes…
This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta Took Tom Cruise On a Sex Retreat
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we melt our brains down to a thick, soupy liquid, load it into squirt guns, and chase our crush around the park until we pass out.
Dr. Luke Sues Kesha's Lawyer For Accusing Him of Raping Lady Gaga
The best way to keep your faith in human decency intact is to stay, far far away from the latest developments in the Dr. Luke/Kesha lawsuit saga. Every single day the story gets uglier and sadder and is always accompanied by a lawsuit of some sort.
Tracy Morgan Steps Out for the First Time Since His Accident
In the midst of a lot of bad, bad news, here's something positive. Tracy Morgan stepped out in public for the first time since the car accident which left him critically injured and killed one man.
This HBO Documentary About Scientology Will Be Bonkers
A documentary about Scientology is coming to HBO in 2015, and it has the potential to make a lot of people mad while entertaining us all in the process.
J.Lo Felt 'Mentally, Emotionally, Verbally' Abused in Her Relationships
In her new memoir True Love, Fly Girl and Woman of The Block Jennifer Lopez gives insights into her divorce from Marc Anthony and other romantic relationships, many of which she describes as being psychologically abusive.
Oh Dear, Laura Prepon May Be Tom Cruise's New Scientology Girlfriend
Fear not Elisabeth Moss fans! Tom Cruise is actually canoodling with Orange Is the New Black's Laura Prepon, who was rumored to be his girlfriend since way back in November.
This Week in Tabloids: Angelina and Brad's 'Bizarre' Parenting Methods
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand to purchase the new issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, Us and Star, so that together we may dig into moist, rich celebrity tabloid dirt. This week: Tom Cruise is wearing his midlife crisis on his face; Kim Kardashian spent $23K…
Tom Cruise Maybe Grooming Elisabeth Moss to Be Scientology Girlfriend
Celebrity gossip mongers are reporting that Tom Cruise is scouting Elisabeth Moss for his next Scientology girlfriend. This potential match sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tom Cruise Is Being Sued for One BILLION Dollars. Literally.
A screenwriter who claims that his original plot was stolen and repurposed for Mission: Impossible—Ghost Protocol is suing Tom Cruise 'n' friends for literally one billion dollars. Literally. A billion.
Charlie Sheen Denounces Phil Robertson's Bigotry with a Weird Poem
After bigoted duckpreneur and Sweetums stuntman Phil Robertson expressed his very strong preference for vaginal intercourse and his very pronounced disdain for gay people, the first question everyone asked was: Why is Duck Dynasty even a thing, anyway? The second question was: What does Charlie Sheen, himself a…
Kanye: Black People Don't Have Same Connections As Oil Or Jewish People
Kanye West has been talking a lot about President Barack Obama and he is definitely not done yet. In a sit down with New York's Power 105.1, he openly talked about the President and a lot more:
Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Didn't Really Compare Acting to Soldiering
Yesterday, word spread that ageless human branding mechanism Tom Cruise had been quoted comparing his job (as a punch-kicking thespian who has the most demonstrative "running really fast face" in Hollywood) to that of a soldier. In Afghanistan. Cool story, bro, sneered the Internet, as everyone was collectively…
Justin Bieber's Latest Graffiti 'Art' Is Batshit Racist
Oh, Justin Bieber. What the hell are you doing, man.
Tom Cruise Admits He Didn't See Suri for 110 Days After the Divorce
I'm pretty much with Tom Cruise about the 'bloidz being invasive dicks to him after his divorce from Katie Holmes, and it's not like I know enough about the situation to be on anyone's "side" anyway, but the revelation that he didn't see Suri for 110 days after the divorce is surprising. That is a lot of days! Not…
Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Ditch His Beloved STD Memorabilia
Lest we think Justin Theroux is little more than a B-list actor completely devoid of personality, before he got together with the Ol' Ball and Chain Jennifer Aniston, he had a yen for old-timey STD wax figures, he told GQ.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Split After Years of Crap
Sadly, the united front presented by Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones during their shittiest times lately has come to an end — a source claims that the two have separated. :|
Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass
The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy …
