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Kate Moss Earning Less Money; Tuleh Going Out Of Business?

• Kate Moss's company, Skate LLC, reported revenues of just over £1 million and profits of £771,139 during the year 2009. This is a significant drop from when she made 6.5 million in 2007. [Daily Mail]

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Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen & Crashed; Is Anderson Cooper Adopting A Haitian Baby?

• This morning Charlie Sheen reported that his SUV, which he left in his open garage with the keys in the ignition, had been stolen. Later it was found totaled at the bottom of a ravine.

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Kidnapping At Heidi & Spencer's?; Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzles Her Vagina

• Police were called to investigate a "possible kidnapping" and Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's house this afternoon. As a helicopter patrolled overhead, armed police swarmed the house and yelled, "Man in the black shirt. Come out of the house."

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Alexa Chung Named Vogue's Best-Dressed; Fancy Stores Are Trying To Be Nice To Their Customers

• Alexa Chung has been named British Vogue's best-dressed for her "quirky sense of style." Also: Audrey Tautou, Freida Pinto, and Emma Watson. [ThisIsLondon]
• She's "deposed" Kate Moss, now "relegated to 10th place, only one spot ahead of Lady Gaga." [Telegraph]

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Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce

• Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.

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Madonna Fronts For D&G; Grace Coddington Discusses Lady Gaga's Pubic Hair

• Madonna goes all Italian neorealist for spring's Dolce & Gabbana campaign. You'd almost swear these images were by Vittorio de Sica, not Steven Klein. The advertising shots ran as editorial content "previewed" in Italian Vanity Fair. [Swide]

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Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon

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Another Supermodel Welcomes A Son; Karen Elson Falls Off A Stage

• Jourdan Dunn, 19, has given birth to a baby boy with her boyfriend of five years. She memorably walked the runway for Jean-Paul Gaultier at seven months. [Vogue UK]
• Gisele and Tom Brady might name their newborn son Gabriel. [P6]

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Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India

• Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.

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Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street

• Gisele Bundchen has given birth to a baby boy. Husband Tom Brady has a two-year-old son with actress Bridget Moynihan. [People]
• A Chantilly lace LBD worn by Audrey Hepburn in How To Steal A Million sold for $97,000. [AP]

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Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him

• Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On winning one, she says:

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John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well

• John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.

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Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully

• Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."

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D.A. Rejects Tila's Case, Gisele Is Definitely Pregnant, And Dame Judi "Doesn't Know What A Feminist Is"

• The San Diego District Attorney's office has closed Tila Tequila's case against San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman, stating that "there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed." [TMZ]

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Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant

• Lily Allen is suing The Sun over an article in which the British newspaper quoted her as calling Victoria Beckham a "monster" and insulting several other celebrities. Allen says she never made the comments. [The Guardian]