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    Keep A Lid On It

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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    weird, I thought everyone pottytrained sitting down? I mean, do you really want your little one struggling with aim AND all the other troubles of potty training?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    I have two words for you on this matter: litter box.


    I mean if you can train a cat to use it kids should be a piece of cake.

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    There's no potty-training in the office here, but someone still left a note on the closed seat: "Please don't slam me. It hurts!"


    We have really wussy toilets here, yessirree.

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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    Protect the baby penises!! They might make a woman happy one day!!
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    Image of lilad lilad
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    While at my father's house my fiance left the toilet seat up. Oops. It's a rule in that house that the lid goes down. Don't even think about leaving the seat up.

    My step-mother sat down with the seat up, and afterward came out and jokingly/scarily ATTACKED my fiance. Like, puts her hands around his throat and lectures him about not leaving the seat up.


    The weird thing is, my fiance is the one who gets annoyed with ME for leaving the lid up, and I've never once found the seat up in over a year of living with him.

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    Up or down I don't care. I've nearly fallen in many times and I'm ok. But what I really want to know is how to get the Sracehusband to stop throwing his contacts in the toilet and missing so when I pee in the morning I get little dried up plastic shards stuck to my ass.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    Okay for the ultraconfused, like myself what I think they're saying is that adults leave the LID up, so boys don't incompetently lift it making it fall on their penis.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/11/08

    @Kali Mama: This makes much more sense.
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    Image of LadyNo Fondles Sweaters LadyNo Fondles Sweaters
    12/11/08

    @Kali Mama: OH! I finally get it. Like a piss-colored light of recognition is shining down on me. Thank you.
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    Image of alexburrito alexburrito
    12/11/08

    @Kali Mama: Pity the poor boys. Not only have the little guys (ages 2-4) crushed their manhood, but they have been declared "incompetent". Because, you know, we really need to expect more from 2 year olds. They really ought to be more capable at that ripe old age.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    12/11/08

    @alexburrito: Bad choice of words, but kids that age still need supervision if only to stop them from slashing around in the bowl afterwards.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    My little brother didn't have to worry about such an accident, as he would only pee standing up ON THE TOILET. I think his own penis creeped him out, because he didn't want to touch it.
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    Image of my cousin is an ape my cousin is an ape
    12/11/08

    @Mafalda para Presidente: Is it bad to admit that when I was little I wanted to be able to pee standing up?
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/11/08

    @my cousin is an ape: Well...technically, you could. Only it would be really messy.
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    Image of my cousin is an ape my cousin is an ape
    12/11/08

    @Mafalda para Presidente: I've never gotten the hang of it. I used to do field work (archaeology) and would wait until I got back to the field house to pee--I can't do the whole squat thing without making a mess.
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    12/11/08

    @my cousin is an ape: Yeah, stopping in the middle of nowhere to pee at the side of the road behind a tree when I was four? FAIL.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    Not so cocky now, are you, BABIES?!
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/11/08

    @morninggloria: this just killed me right here.
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    Image of TakeADeepBreath TakeADeepBreath
    12/11/08

    @morninggloria: You dont have to be such a dick about it.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/11/08

    @morninggloria: It takes balls to make such a bold statement.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    @morninggloria: You're a wee bit mean, aren't you?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/11/08

    @TakeADeepBreath: You guys, they only have circumcisional evidence that this even occurs.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    12/11/08

    @TakeADeepBreath: Babies are such little pissants nowadays, it's nice to see them get their comeuppance.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    @morninggloria: Your vainmorningglorious statements are nothing but hubris.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: You're advocating child brutallyhonestbabestality.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/11/08

    @PilgrimSoul: I second the killing caused by that comment.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    Damn! Now my Etsy Shop IRON MAIDEN TOILETS will go nowhere. Thanks a lot British Doctors.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: I would TOTALLY buy that!
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    Ornamental toilet seats. Like the ones with the aquariums in them?
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    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    I have always left it down, not so much out of fear of a woman falling in, but because I figured said women did not want to have to touch the bottom of the seat to put it down. I also wash my hands after I pee, so I am a freak I guess.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    I didn't realize that there were "trends" in toilet seats. Personally, it's hard to care if I sit on wood, molded gold or white plastic when I pee. But then, what do I know?
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    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    12/11/08

    @Annabellie: I hear Jennifer Lopez will sit on moon-rock seats and moon-rock seats only.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/11/08

    @I_can_still_pitch: With an ass like that, you have to take care of it. I mean, you just HAVE to. It's a national treasure.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    @Annabellie: Have you ever experienced the cushioned vinyl seat? Kinda weird.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/11/08

    @MeganGlass: No! But that sounds creepy and kind of hard to clean!
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    12/11/08

    @Annabellie: Also, it makes a noise when you sit on it. True story.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    @Annabellie: It's a little disconcerting when you first experience it. Cleaning's not so bad, though. It's creepy in a "I stole somebody's grandma's toilet seat" sort of way.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/11/08

    @MeganGlass: I had to have knee surgery in September after spectacularly breaking my leg, and afterwards they tried to tell me that I should get one of those "differently abled" toilet seats with the handles on them and everything. I decided not to, though, because what would I have done with it afterwards? And what about other people who use my toilet?
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    @Annabellie: Well, they'd love you for it if they have a bum leg, I guess.
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    12/11/08

    @GeorgeFayne: Oh, I forgot about the noise. A little "puffffff" as the air escapes from the foam. Ick.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    12/11/08

    @MeganGlass: It makes me think fondly of my Nana.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    But... if you leave both parts of the seat up, couldn't the heavy lid still come down?
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/11/08

    @hellodarling!: They'll have to pee on the lid for safety!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/11/08

    In reply to Keep A Lid On It
    That's why male children should pee in the woods.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/08

    @morninggloria: That is where the devil belongs.
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    Image of my cousin is an ape my cousin is an ape
    12/11/08

    @morninggloria: Heh. We had a party at my parents' house once, and my brother made all the guys piss in the backyard, only girls got to use the bathrooms. My brother can be so thoughtful. ;)
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/11/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: HA!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/11/08

    @my cousin is an ape: At family gatherings, men were encouraged to urinate outside, so as not to hog the one bathroom in my grandparents' house.
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