O RLY?! Well, I guess maybe to the audience you're looking out at, Sarah, things like facts and the truth and policy and and honesty DON'T matter, but I am not sure if that's something I'd like to go tooting my horn about. Also? SINCE YOU LOST, I guess *maybe* it does *kinda* matter, you think?

You honestly cannot make this shit up.

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"In Evansville, though, Palin concentrated on the task at hand: an emphatic defense of the anti-abortion cause. But in doing so she made a startling confession about what she thought when she learned she was pregnant at 43 with her youngest child, Trig, who arrived in April 2008, as the world now knows, with Down syndrome. "I had found out that I was pregnant while out of state first," Palin told the crowd. "While out of state, there just for a fleeting moment, I thought, Nobody knows me here. Nobody would ever know. I thought, Wow, it is easy to think maybe of trying to change the circumstances and no one would know-no one would ever know. Then when my amniocentesis results came back, showing what they called abnormalities-oh, dear God-I knew, I had instantly an understanding, for that fleeting moment, why someone would believe it could seem possible to change those circumstances, just make it all go away, get some normalcy back in life." It is almost impossible not to be touched by the rawness of her confession, even if it is precisely this choice that Palin believes no other woman should ever have, not even in the case of rape or incest."

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The correct answer is Rastafarian.

love,

God

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Dear Sarah Palin,

Please stop writing e-mails in my name. It's worse than those churches that put up signs about how we should "meet up at my house before the game."

Sincerely, Your Heavenly Father

P.S. I like that Tina Fey chick. She does a better you than you.

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I'm going to close my eyes now and hum my happy song and pretend that she has been swallowed up whole by a moose or something.

*and you can't stop me*

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Sarah, please go away so we can forget you.

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~This comment's creator.

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Between Ms. Palin and Kathy Griffin, I want to call in sick and bury my head in Caesar's Commentaries -- in Latin, even though my Latin's limited to Pater and Mater.

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She's like that kid that everyone went to elementary school with who would lie and say that their dad was an astronaut and their mom was Miss America and that they have a treehouse made of candy that sits on a marshmallow cloud. And then one day, your mom tells you that Sarah's dad is actually an auto mechanic and then you bring it up to Sarah, and Sarah says, "Well, he also knows how to repair spaceships." And you say, well Sarah, you lied. And she says, No, I didn't lie. And you find out that Sarah's mom is a fairly plain looking legal secretary and you bring it up to Sarah, and then she tells you that she was Miss Legal Secretary America. And you're like, Sarah, quit lying. And Sarah's like, but I wasn't lying!

Ad nauseum.

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There once was a govenor-zilla

Who came from the town of Wasilla

She stumped with McCain

But he found her a pain

That she went back to being a moose killa

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