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    This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce

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    Please: Enough With The Porn Offers Already

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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    I really can't stand when people say "literally" when what they are talking about is absolutely not literal. "She literally hogged the spotlight" means that the spotlight was somehow transfused into mud and slop and she nuzzled it a bit before rolling around in it.
    Which would have been way more interesting. Fucking magazines are just cockteases with a low literacy rate.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment FroderickFronkensteen was starred FroderickFronkensteen was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    You want a photoshop of horrors? Look no further than the Life and Style cover. What did the have to do to make KS and RP look clean? And no one's teeth are that white or eyes that blue. eeks.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    08/12/09

    @hfree: My favorite Photoshop of Horrors is the In Touch cover-- look at how they shaved off the left side of Brad Pitt's face to make it look like he's actually in that frame with Angelina! His head looks like a parabola.
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    Image of Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    1) a) "Kourtney And Khloé Take Miami" sounds like a porno.
    b) Neither of their parents can spell the letter 'c'. How sad.
    2) I imagine a leather mini dress must very weird to wear in the summer.
    3) Jon is a douchebag.
    4) Yum, Alexander Skarsgard.
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    maybeimamazed02 promoted this comment Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) was starred Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) was unstarred
    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    Willow Palin lives in Alaska. Of COURSE she's going to drink and do drugs. That is what kids DO there. At least she's not pregnant yet.
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    marshmallory was starred marshmallory was unstarred
    Image of JLady JLady
    08/13/09

    @marshmallory: Honestly, at her age that's what kids do everywhere.
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    JLady was starred JLady was unstarred
    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    Wow, I thought Kim Kardashian was posing next to a wax statue of herself. Photoshoppers really do NOT understand the concept of reality, do they?
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    marshmallory was starred marshmallory was unstarred
    Image of IHazKittehz IHazKittehz
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    BI: Christina Aguilera, right?
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    GeorgeFayne promoted this comment IHazKittehz was starred IHazKittehz was unstarred
    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    08/12/09

    @IHazKittehz: I'd bet on it.
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    GeorgeFayne was starred GeorgeFayne was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    That Madonna picture is really freaking me out. She looks like a doll. I much prefer her sans the photoshop. She may have some lines, but at least she looks like an actual human being!
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    Unless Brad had planned to wear the dress to the premiere, and Angie won it from him in an intense, last-minute game of paper, rock, scissors, I simply don't understand that item.
     Reply
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    Image of Madlenka Madlenka
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    I call BS on part of the blind item. Presumably a "diva" wouldn't wear lipstick that you could get at a drug store, which is the only place open at 10 PM (am I wrong? Are department stores/Sephora open later in those fancy places where singer/divas live?).

    (And it's totally Christina Aguilera!!!)
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment Madlenka was starred Madlenka was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/12/09

    @Madlenka: Totally not sure about other places, but I'm 99% positive that the Times Square Sephora is open 24 hours. I may have made a purchase or two there after cocktail hour!
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/12/09

    @Madlenka: Ooh, good point!
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    Anyone who goes on a show called The Bachelor should expect to be lied to. I don't even see how that show can call the end result "an engagement." More like a "I promise to pretend to love you until our press tour ends."
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    lalaland13 was starred lalaland13 was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    I feel like there is an Alaska Independence Party joke in that Sarah Palin Star story somewhere.
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    Image of Madlenka Madlenka
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    "she LITERALLY hogged the spotlight"

    Sorry to be that person, but: Really? She did whatever it is that hogs do to the spotlight? I know this isn't exactly pulitzer-winning material here, but have some correct-usage dignity here, In Touch.
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    dripdrop promoted this comment Edited by Madlenka at 08/12/09 2:37 PM Madlenka was starred Madlenka was unstarred
    Image of elliebean elliebean
    08/12/09

    @Madlenka: If you hadn't done it, I would have done it. I get irritated when someone "literally figuratively" does something.
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    Crackers In Bed [aka SF via AL] promoted this comment elliebean was starred elliebean was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    Well, clearly Willow Palin will fail her Death Panel exam and be targeted for organ harvesting under our awesome new socialist medical plan, what with her drug use and all. I call dibs on her eyes and at least one kidney.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    08/12/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: Just don't get the liver, because if she really is already drinking vodka at 15, it won't help whoever receives it.
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) was starred Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) was unstarred
    Image of sequined sequined
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    I'm glad that all I have to do to "Fit in My Jeans by Friday" is have someone animate both my body and the jeans. This makes it all so easy!
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    sequined was starred sequined was unstarred
    Image of sequined sequined
    08/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
    I can't wrap my head around how we collectively, as a tabloid-reading society, decided we give a shit about the stars of Twilight.
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    sequined was starred sequined was unstarred
    Image of sandinista sandinista
    08/12/09

    @sequined: There is a lot of bad meth floating around.
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    marshmallory promoted this comment sandinista was starred sandinista was unstarred
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