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J. Crew: Socks & Sensibilities

The new J. Crew catalog uses Portugal as a gorgeous backdrop to push awkward-length shorts, hideous shoes and icky socks. Vacation like an ugly American! More »

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Barbie Collector: Dolls No Girl Should Ever Play With

This catalog features the type of Barbie that stays sealed in a box, taunting little girls. That's probably for the best, because Mattel is dressing babies as '70s sex symbols, making cracks about working women, and encouraging heavy peroxide use. More »

02/04/10

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Love Don't Cost A Thing: Valentine's Day At Dean & Deluca

How do I love thee? Let me get my wallet and count the ways. I mean, bills. Shopping at Dean & Deluca is all about the Hamiltons. Still: Let's drool over rich chocolate, melt-in-your-mouth cupcakes and mothertrucking goat cheese. More »

01/29/10

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Anthropologie: When You Long To Be A French Gamine

Attention all Amélie wannabes: The January Anthropologie catalog knows that you secretly wish you could be a quirky, insouciant French gamine living in Paris. Or at least: Dress like one. More »

01/14/10

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January At J. Crew: Sequin Shorts, Shitty Shoes & Other Insanities

After aggressively pushing product all fall and right up to the holiday frenzy in December, J. Crew has the audacity to show up in the mailbox with a happy, light, carefree January catalog. Worse: There's barely anything good. More »

01/12/10

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Post-Holiday Bloat? Tough: It's Swimsuit Season At Victoria's Secret

If you stuffed yourself on Thanksgiving, nibbled treats through December and washed it all down with a boozy New Year's Eve while frigid temps kept you sun-deprived, know this: Victoria's Secret thinks you're ready to shimmy into a skimpy swimsuit. More »

01/11/10

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Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of One

There are some really nice outfits in this Urban Outfitters catalog, but, apparently, they're meant to be worn when you're in a room by yourself. More »

12/17/09

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Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

There's some new stuff in the latest Entertainment Earth catalog. Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign? More »

12/15/09

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Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch

The fruit in the Harry & David catalog may not appeal to you, but what about cookies? Cheesecake? Peppermint bark!?!?! Ugh. So hungry right now. More »

12/11/09

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Free People: Let's Pretend It's The Summer Of '69

California dreamin'… on such a winter's day! Let's play Summer Of Love! Let's dress like Janis and listen to Jimi! Let's pretend the '70s, '80s, '90s and '00s never happened! Let's pretend $78 is a fair price for frayed shorts! More »

12/08/09

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Anthropologie's Hazy Shade Of Winter

Look around, make a sound… There's overpriced stuff to be found! More »

12/03/09

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Fetchdog, Drs Fosters & Smith: Howliday Humiliation For Dogs & Cats

Let's sing the praises of two pet catalogs — Doctors Fosters & Smith and Fetchdog: Jingle bells, my cat smells, my dog is not too bright… Oh what fun it is to shop for pet products tonight! More »

12/01/09

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Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?

You see, Mr. Claus, I think we should talk about it. More »

11/27/09

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SybilDisobedience 11/25/09

guh, I wrote this in the wrong place. #todayincatalogs Reply

Edited by SybilDisobedience at 11/25/09 5:23 PM

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Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares

The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one. More »

11/24/09

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Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Welcome To Ashro, where a lady dresses like a lady and there is no such thing as too matchy-matchy. More »

11/23/09

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19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall

Strange things are afoot in the Sky Mall catalog! Check out lasers, kitty spaceships and sneakers that will make you "look like a million dollars" in a gallery, beginning below. More »

11/17/09

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Dean & Deluca Thanksgiving: Mouth-Watering, Wallet-Emptying

Team Turkey, Team Cake, Team Pie: There's something here for all of you! If you brought your credit card, that is. More »

11/16/09

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Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays

If you're a trust fund kid who longs to look worldly, poor and thoughtful, you're in luck. The November Free People catalog knows that nothing says "Christmas" like overpriced crochet and a headband. More »

11/12/09

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Lilly's Kids: What's Christmas Without Reinforcing Gender Stereotypes?

There are many lessons to be learned in the Lilly's Kids Holiday catalog, with stuff for kids ages 2 and up! For instance: Some toys/jobs are for girls, while other toys/jobs are for boys. More »

11/09/09

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Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood

Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump. More »

11/05/09

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