In an interview last week on Entertainment Tonight, Jon insisted that his decision to halt production of Kate Plus 8 was not about money, saying, "My kids are more important to me than your dollars." However, since then, he has reportedly emptied $230,000 from his family's joint bank account, money that was set aside for paying the household bills.


This morning, a visibly shaken Kate was on Today, giving very specific details about the family's finances, and telling Meredith Vieira that she was left with only $1,000, and can not pay her bills. (Jon and his lawyers have released a statement to Entertainment Tonight, sort of denying her claims.)


On Friday, Jon was a guest on The Insider—which has a new View-ish panel setup—and said that 80% of the money he and his family have earned has been put into a trust for his children. However, he said that the trust is "revocable," meaning that he has access to the money in it. He admitted that he "absolutely" plans on dipping into this trust.


In a phone interview on The View today, Kate said that she would work at McDonald's, if need be, to support her children, but would obviously prefer the larger paychecks from TLC.


Jon, who has been claiming that he wants his children off the show because the lack of privacy is "harmful" to them, disclosed on The Insider the last time he had sexual intercourse with Kate.


He then lied, over and over and over again about various rumors. (Please, he's never smoked a joint in his life? Didn't he live in a Hawaii for a while?)


After denying scandal after scandal, Jon apologized to people for his "mistakes." He also said he believes he will survive this particular one.


But will he survive Nancy Grace? Jon will be facing off with her tonight on The Insider.


Oh, and Hailey weighs in, via Twitter, if anyone cares.


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For the article, Allure interviewed MJ's own doctors and plastic surgeons, who say that the skin bleaching creams prescribed for his vitiligo weakened the skin and cartilage of his nose, which required corrective surgery on his — already altered — schnozz. Also, his lupus caused hair loss, which led to him getting his eyebrows and lash lines tattooed on.

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According to Bethenny (who is from the New York cast), Teresa Giudice — the "stage mom" whose husband is in "construction" — hates Bethenny because of comments Bethenny made about Teresa and her children on her blog.

Tomorrow, New Jersey cast member Danielle will be hosting, then NeNe from Atlanta on Wednesday, and finally Tamra from Orange County on Thursday. No housewives are scheduled for the Friday show, as of yet.

Watch the clip, and you be the judge. From what we can tell, Roker wasn't any harder on them than anyone else who finds the newlyweds despicable, except for when he said that some people believe the couple is "the poster children for everything that's wrong with celebrity in this country." But none of his remarks seemed aimed at Heidi's gender. His question as to whether the two are "proud" about their behavior on I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! apparently made Heidi cry after the interview was over. She told Seacrest, "I was shocked at how rude he was. I was crying afterwards because I couldn't believe I felt personally attacked. I wanted to say to him, 'Do you feel proud of how you're talking to me right now? I'm just a young woman and you're coming at me so aggressively and meanly [sic] and mean-spirited.'" You can listen to their Seacrest interview here.

1.) "Have you seen Latoya?" has never sounded so creepy, or incriminating.

2.) Paula Deen visited the Today show, refused to leave, spread her legs, and grabbed two fistfuls of her vagina. The clip is rather long, but worth every second.

3.) The Real Housewives of New Jersey appeared on The View on Friday. Jacqueline, who discussed her difficulty with fertility on the show this past week, is now pregnant, and due June 11.



Unfortunately my two faves, Danielle and Teresa were not present. Teresa, it turns out, is also with child.

4.) Are your kittens still alive?

5.) More traumatizing than dead kittens: Judge Judy has never been a feminist.



But the thing is, her definition of why she's not a feminist is actually very feminist. So, like Mormon people who baptize the dead, I will anoint Judge Judy as a feminist, and get on with my life already.

6.) Oh, and if you ever need to read her mind, just read the captions on Larry King Live.

7.) Technology is destroying families, and making fathers sad.

8.) George Hamilton gave Bridget a lesson on the cultural history of Miami. Then they bonded about tanning.

9.) Sometimes I feel exactly like this:

10.) UGH! Maya Angelou, don't give her any ideas!

Al proudly points out, "she latched right away!" Clip at left.

In the clip at left, psychologist Judith Sills explains that while once the term "lady" had a "prissy, withheld, repressed" connotation, "today's lady" should strive to be "confident, strong, but soft around the edges." A survey found that 89% of women would like to be described as "confident" and "gutsy" but don't particularly care to be called a "lady," but, according to some dude from Esquire all it takes for us to make the jump to "lady" is class. So you can be an assertive, confident woman, just remember your manners, make sure you always look cute, and bat your eye lashes while you're at it.

While the idea is sweet, nothing scares us more than being proposed to in front of an audience—let alone on live, national television at 9:30 a.m.—because you are almost required to say "yes" and seem happy even if you will tell your dude "thanks, but no thanks" later on.

Our two favorite menopausal morning hosts don't know what "hooking up" is, but they certainly don't like the sound of it. Hint for Kathie Lee: "Hooking up" is what Frank did with that stewardess in the hotel room.

We've already expressed our love/hate relationship witih Today's campy-twosome Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb. It's so easy to get sucked into their vacuous banter which, this morning, involved Hoda's love for singer Chris Brown, and the musical that Kathie Lee wrote called Keepin' It Real. (It's about a teen who lives in Malibu who has to resist the temptation of plastic surgery, and is being performed by high school students in Indiana this weekend. It sounds seriously awesome.)

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