"Is That A Script For Titanic 2? Don't Do It, Dude."

[Los Angeles, December 22. Image via Splash.]

George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother

• George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]

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Reese & Jake Totally Over; RPatz's "Date" With Emilie

• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, for real this time.

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Brothers Doesn't Accomplish The Mission

Critics praise the performances in Brothers, particularly Tobey Maguire's, who, it seems, they underestimated after seeing Spider-Man. As a whole, however, reviewers say the domestic war drama Brothers falls short of the Danish film it's based on. More »

Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex

• Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]

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Lindsay Kisses Gerard; Jon Gosselin Has Regrets

• Lindsay Lohan is in Morocco for the opening of some resort and was spotted kissing Gerard Butler at the launch party. She allegedly said:

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LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?

• Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:

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Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split

• Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"

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A Boy For Spiderman, A Girl On The Way For Heidi And Seal

• Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, who already have a daughter together, two-and-a-half year old Ruby, now have a son; their second child was born Friday and "the family is healthy and happy." [People]

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Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?

• Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]

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