I am wiping the tears of off my face from reading and laughing so hard. This is the service story of the year!
You are just at the beginning of the odyssey, however, young Poshterior!
With some changes in your diet which your body will love, you don't have to take supplemental anything anymore. Your GI track is the key to this whole thing...
And, here is the bible: "Anal Pleasure and Health" by Jack Morin. Everyone thinks it's just a book about anal "sex" but the HEALTH part is superb, and you will have happy happy bottom again!
Thank you and I can't wait to hear about your future health scandals! xoxoxo
I used to eat lots and lots of spicy, spicy foods. I couldn't get enough of them. My butt did, though, and made its displeasure clear to me by attempting to fly the coop.
03/09/09
You are just at the beginning of the odyssey, however, young Poshterior!
With some changes in your diet which your body will love, you don't have to take supplemental anything anymore. Your GI track is the key to this whole thing...
And, here is the bible: "Anal Pleasure and Health" by Jack Morin. Everyone thinks it's just a book about anal "sex" but the HEALTH part is superb, and you will have happy happy bottom again!
Thank you and I can't wait to hear about your future health scandals! xoxoxo
03/09/09
Watch out for spicy foods, ladies!