The Second Period No One Tells You About

This is a post about hemorrhoids. Does that gross you out? Because guess what, someday you might have a human being burst through your pussy and you will probably crap all over it in the process, so grow up. Our bodies are gross. This column is about that. But it is also a touching tale of a doctor named Wang, and… » 6/28/07 1:35pm 6/28/07 1:35pm

In Which We Convince Our Friend To Try Alli

The pharmaceutical industry is sort of like women's magazines: staffed by blandly attractive people, determined to make you feel bad about yourself, and brimming with new ways to stop you from being fat! Unlike women's magazines, however, Big Pharma has come up with a few weight loss ideas that actually work, which… » 6/19/07 4:51pm 6/19/07 4:51pm

Laundry Baskets: Good Things To Have, But Not As Sex Props

There's this new book out about Porn for Women that depicts guys (like the one at right) doing all sorts of sexy things like vacuuming and offering to take care of the kids, a premise that implies, suffice it to say, about half a gazillion assumptions guaranteed to irritate pretty much every male or female we know who… » 6/12/07 1:51pm 6/12/07 1:51pm