Here Is Some Advice on Love and Sex from the Duggars

Romantic relationships, like elderly pets and large boats, require maintenance. Keeping the spark alive is a struggle that's long troubled humanity, often inspiring couples to seek the wisdom of others. Luckily, you live in a time when you can get advice on sex and love straight from Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar. » 2/13/14 4:30pm 2/13/14 4:30pm

Sex Sent Me to the ER Featured a Woman Who Orgasmed for 3 Hours

"There was nothing we could come up with to get me to stop orgasming," says Liz from Seattle during a segment from the most recent Sex Sent Me to the ER that is vividly recreated with a dramatization. "So I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system." Thus begins another installment of the… » 1/05/14 4:30pm 1/05/14 4:30pm

TLC Story: Chilli's Abortion Inspired Left Eye's Condom Glasses

If you didn't catch CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story—a dramatization of the meteoric rise of the feminist-slanted girl group that aired on VH1 last night—than you missed out on an orgy of '90s nostalgia. The movie didn't really tell fans anything they didn't already know, with one exception: Chilli's unplanned pregnancy… » 10/22/13 11:00am 10/22/13 11:00am

Here’s Why TLC Passed on Recording ‘...Baby One More Time’

In an alternate universe, Superman landed on the outskirts of Mexico City and went on to become a super-powered club promoter called Los Ojos Calientes, Golden Girls was called Golden Guys, Steve Urkel was a Swedish exchange student no one in the Winslow family could understand, TLC recorded “...Baby One More Time,”… » 10/19/13 5:00pm 10/19/13 5:00pm

Get Super-Excited for the TLC Biopic, CrazySexyCool

The TLC biopic CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story, set to premiere October 21 on VH1, will feature music video recreations of “Waterfalls” and “Creep.” That’s probably the most important point to mention, since those music videos were each wonderful. We’ll also probably get a triumphant sequence of Left Eye burning down… » 7/28/13 2:30pm 7/28/13 2:30pm

The Five Most British Reactions to Honey Boo Boo's UK Debut

Honey Boo Boo personifies America in a way that perhaps no other single person in our time does. Her penchant for sketti and go-go juice is paired with a nonchalant progressive attitude towards gays and politics, not to mention she's a great body-positive role model. In the U.S., Boo Boo has been a divisive issue,… » 5/22/13 6:15pm 5/22/13 6:15pm

Meet the Woman Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls

TLC never fails to deliver. Just when TV starts to get boring and you're settling into watching that episode of Real House Wives of New Jersey for the 3rd time, TLC gives you a show that you will no doubt tweet about multiple times. This time, My Crazy Obsession has given us just that: A woman so obsessed with troll… » 5/09/13 2:40pm 5/09/13 2:40pm

Meet the Lady Who Keeps Her Labia in a Jar

After years of curating itself to be the freakshow network you may have asked, "How will TLC top itself in outrageous weirdness?" And now you have the answer to that question: labia in a jar. For its new reality special Plastic Wives—premiering this Sunday—about a group of women who married plastic surgeons and take… » 1/25/13 6:40pm 1/25/13 6:40pm

TLC's Wives With Beehives is Kind of Really Depressing

Because the 1950s were such a fantastic time for women, and also probably because of Mad Men, there is apparently a niche culture of retro couples in Orange County who live every aspect of their lives like it's the golden age of radio. On Thursday, the intrepid anthropology channel that is TLC aired a one-hour special… » 12/29/12 2:00pm 12/29/12 2:00pm

It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested Again

Last night Lindsay Lohan went to a Justin Bieber concert. A few hours later, at around 4 AM, she was arrested for punching a woman in the face in a New York club following brief verbal altercation (LiLo said something to the effect of "Give me my space" before clocking the girl). She and friends attempted to flee the… » 11/29/12 9:00am 11/29/12 9:00am

Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You

Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president:… » 11/06/12 9:00am 11/06/12 9:00am