“You Write Dialogue For A Guy And Then Change The Name.”
The lengthy profile of James Cameron in the latest New Yorker confirms a long-held and heretofore unjustified suspicion that James Cameron is, in fact, a complete and total ass.
Last Titanic Survivor Dies
The last Titanic survivor, Elizabeth Gladys "Millvina" Dean, has died at the age of 97. Her relationship with the disaster was a complex one, as she refrained from talking about it until well into her seventies.
Women, Children, American Louts First!
A (shockingly) British study has found that Englishmen were 10% less likely to survive the sinking of the Titanic than their ungentlemanly American counterparts. "Good manners" in all things lifeboat were their downfall. [Breitbart]
Debra Messing Drops Baby Weight; Clooney & Jackman Fake Fight
In order to quench readers' insatiable thirst for gossip, we've decided to try an evening edition of the much-beloved Dirt Bag. Now you won't have to wait for morning to find out the latest celebrity news. Welcome to the swirling, sleazy disco ball of "Dirt Bag After Dark". 18 to enter and 21 to drink, ladies!
The last survivor of the Titanic is selling off mementos of the disaster to pay nursing home fees. Millvina Dean, 96, was 2 months old when she arrived in New York with her mother and brother after surviving the sinking of the ship. Dean sold a wicker suitcase full of donated clothes the family was given when they…
Heart Of The Ocean
Okay, maybe saying her story "inspired"
Titanic is a bit of an exaggeration, but history is amazing on its own terms. A maid traveling first class on the Titanic with her countess employer, young Roberta fell in love with a ship's steward. On the night of the sinking, her sweetheart gave Roberta his life jacket and…
