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    June Showers, Bridal Flowers

    Terror Strikes America's Beloved Times Square!

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    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    I bet the 5th bride is pretty pissed she didn't make it into the photo
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    Normally, I'd want to snark on joint weddings. But they're military couples, so I figure picking a date months in advance when you know the groom will be able to attend isn't as easy as it is for some. Also, despite my hate of the (so tacky!) group wedding, I would probably go in for a free party in NY if someone offered it to me. So. Snark off.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    One hopes, for their sake, that it's raining men.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/11/09

    @andBegorrah: According to all sources, the street's the place to go.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    Sadly, this is still more glamorous than my own wedding, which prominently featured video games and tortilla chips.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/11/09

    @Jello Mix: I like to think it's not how you marry, it's who you marry.

    And for the record, video games and tortilla chips sound like fun!
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    06/11/09

    @BabyJane: It was a lot of fun; people said it was the best wedding they'd ever been to. We chose to believe them!
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    Image of BellaNotte BellaNotte
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    And then they feasted at Michael Scott's favorite Manhattan haunt: Sbarro's.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    06/11/09

    @BellaNotte: But since it was a more formal occasion, they might've opted for another of Michael's favorites: authentic New-York-style sushi.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    Nothing says wedding like a television show launch.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    Well I think they look very happy and rightfully so. Best wishes sisters!
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    And isn't it ironic?
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    Spencer Platt. Bet you didn't know thirty-some-odd years ago how crucial that lone "l" would be.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/11/09

    @jigglyball: He must thank his lucky (d-list) stars.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    I would totally have pulled the wheelie chair out of the pile and scooted along the street.
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    Image of Miss. Money-Sterling Miss. Money-Sterling
    06/11/09

    @AtomiClash: I don't know, having lived in NYC for many years, and worked near Times Square for some of them, I can pretty much promise that there is pee on that chair.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/11/09

    @AtomiClash: It looks better than the one I'm sitting on.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/11/09

    @Miss. Money-Sterling: your point?

    I once dragged a wheelchair with broken spokes out of the trash in the Village and wheeled around for an evening. Urine is incidental! heh
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    Image of wordinedgewise wordinedgewise
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    Nothing brings out the romantic, festive mood of a wedding quite like waist-high piles of refuse.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    06/11/09

    In reply to June Showers, Bridal Flowers
    Only in NYC would a bunch of brides be highstepping past a ton of garbage.
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