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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    Hand sanitizer?

    You know what, Ed Hardy? Screw you. Why, you ask? Because a few years ago, I was doing a project that involved deriving inspiration from classic Sailor Jerry tattoos, which were absolutely awesome and cheeky in a way that none of your stuff even approaches.

    And I was gonna buy a pair of limited edition pin-up girl sneakers.

    BUT NOW I CAN'T.

    Why? Because you've overexerted the classic tattoo aesthetic, and no one with half a brain can stand looking at it anymore.

    Thanks a lot, Ed Hardy. Thanks a lot.

    /screed
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    "In an...odd move, Ed Hardy has moved into the world of hand sanitizer. It fails to wash off the taint of douchiness."

    Can taint of douchiness be Jon Gosselin's new nickname?
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    09/24/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: Actually, it's his signature scent. Available for the 2009 holiday season! They're in talks with KFed to be the head spritzer guy at the mall.
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    1 Timothy 2:9-12
    "9 I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, 10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.
    11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

    So if she wants to be "biblically correct" she should put some clothes on and shut up. What the hell is she supposed to be anyway?
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment Edited by FrannyR at 09/24/09 12:04 PM FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
    Image of mrsryan mrsryan
    09/24/09

    @FrannyR: She just believes that marriage should be between a spiderMAN and a spiderWOMAN.
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    Image of erinna erinna
    09/24/09

    @FrannyR: That all makes me glad I never read the bible.
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    09/24/09

    @erinna: I haven't read it either, but like a good atheist, I know all the good bits.
    Matthew 28:18 "And Jesus coming, spoke to them, saying: All power is given to me in heaven and in earth."
    1 John 5:19 "the whole world is under control of the evil one."
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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    ew. Prejean. That's opposite classy.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    I can't wait for the scandal involving a yacht, Carrie Prejean, a television preacher, a bottle of lube, and a hidden camera.
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    Edited by BAngieB at 09/24/09 11:49 AM BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/24/09

    @BAngieB: Not lube; a milk jug full of petroleum jelly mixed with cheap perfume from Walgreens. Where the camera was hidden.
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    Image of labratintraining labratintraining
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    As much as I find American Apparel ads annoying, I find the concept of arguing that a model "looks" younger than 16 kind of dubious. Does that mean that the model has to wait till she "looks" 18 to be in the ads?
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/24/09

    @labratintraining: I agree. If you don't "look" 21 (even if you are), should you not be allowed to drink?
    It's kind of ridiculous arguing something being inappropriate based not on age, but on how old they LOOK.
    And who decides they look to young? I saw the ad, and she wasn't plastered with makeup. I wasn't aware not plastered with make up = young.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    Huh. The creepy hoof-shoes go perfect with Burton's aesthetic.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    Somehow, the Ed Hardy hand sanitizer reminds me of Terrance "baby wipes" Howard. What is it about douchey guys and cleanliness obsession?
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    09/24/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: Because all girls who sleep with them are dirty slut's! They gotta keep themselves protected don't they?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    Carrie Prejean as "I Don't Wonder Woman"
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    H&M's August sales were "disappointing".
    As was their fall line.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/24/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: So, should we call it their "fail line?"
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    09/24/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: ba-dum-dum
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/24/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: Agreed, I was in there the other day and was like... laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    Those Halloween costumes are opposite cute.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    Joe may be a dim-witted plumber, but Carrie Prejean just proved that she's dumber.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    I would think Carrie Prejean would be more fond of the Sarah Palin halloween costume. Well, I'm happy she has found a career she enjoys. Not every bimbo can model cheap, badly made, ill fitting costumes. Good for her! I'm glad to see she pulled herself up by her bootstraps.
    Next step: country fairs?
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    Image of tankearae tankearae
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes

    Carrie should wear this outfit next.
    Its blue collar, yet sexy.

    But would Jesus approve?
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    Image of mrsryan mrsryan
    09/24/09

    @tankearae: Boob the Builder.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment mrsryan was starred mrsryan was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/24/09

    @tankearae: Joe the Plumber's dream woman.
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    09/24/09

    @tankearae: Only if she goes as Mother Mary. SEXY Mother Mary, it is Halloween after all.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/24/09

    @tankearae: Carrie the Construction Worker sings the hit "I Hate the Gays at the YMCA"
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    09/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Followed by "Do What You Wanna Do (Just Not Legally Plz)"
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/24/09

    @gold_gato: Or, she could dress like a sexy nun. Helen Prejean would be pissed.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/24/09

    @tankearae: Three years ago my friend wore that for Halloween. It was amazing.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/24/09

    @tankearae: Is than an INFLATABLE HAMMER??
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    09/24/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean Believes In Crappy Spiderwoman Costumes
    The Ed Hardy hand sanitiser might have been useful yesterday when I saw a girl wearing over the knee Ed Hardy Ugg boots and threw up in my hand in horror...
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    09/24/09

    @gherkinfiend: I walked past a shop in a suburban shopping centre in London that looked like Ed Hardy had thrown up all over it. MY EYES! MY EYES!!!
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    Edited by cuteasabutton at 09/24/09 11:57 AM cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
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