The Best John McCain (And We) Can Do

  • Obama responds to McCain's Britney-and-Paris ad: "is that the best you can come up with?" We're all kind of hoping so, actually. [ABC News]
  • Meanwhile, McCain's camp is accusing Obama of playing the race card. I guess they really weren't paying attention during the primary season when Hillary tried that. [NY Times]
  • He'd…
  • » 7/31/08 6:30pm 7/31/08 6:30pm

Parsing The Obama Ipod As Told To Rolling Stone: The Blog Equivalent Of "Hot In Herre"?

There are two kinds of good things in this world, according to my friend Don. There are the Irrefutables, and then, there are the things where you're like "You think you're soooooooooo cool, but you can't deny…" The irrefutables are, you know, just that. (Obama's race speech. Exile In Guyville. Thomas Frank's call for… » 6/25/08 10:00am 6/25/08 10:00am

Five New Job Titles That Are Corporate Code For "Hot Girl"

This will shock you, but apparently some women get jobs at hedge funds solely on the basis that they are hot. "You meet these bimbos and they say, ‘Oh, I work at a hedge fund,' and you think, What?!?" one "head of an investment bank who pals around with high net worth investors" tells W Magazine. "And then you… » 6/24/08 4:40pm 6/24/08 4:40pm

Obama Is A Machiavellian Ari Gold Sellout! Will Scarlett Johansson Notice?

Yesterday while Crappy Hour was in progress Barack Obama totally sold out the like MAJOR ISSUE OF HIS WHOLE POLITICAL CAREER and we didn't really talk about it because the campaign's media fellater relations department still hadn't distributed its key talking points, but then they sent out this video and as you can… » 6/20/08 10:00am 6/20/08 10:00am

I Won't Vote For A Man With a Moustache, But Republicans Should

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have A Quickie

  • John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend in Mexico and you didn't. (PS: They stayed at Casa Aramara, the sprawling home owned by Girls Gone Wild dude Joe Francis.) [People]
  • Jen and John are already back in L.A. [E!]
  • Amy Winehouse fainted yesterday and was taken to the hospital "as a precaution." Her dad says…
  • » 6/17/08 9:00am 6/17/08 9:00am