• Ellen DeGeneres is starting her own record label!

• Paulina Porizkova says news of Kate Hudson's breast augmentation "headed straight to my heart...The availability and ease of transforming our bodies is completely losing our identities and uniqueness. No one ages anymore, no one has imperfections of any kind anymore:

• Teri Hatcher is launching a website for women called Get Hatched, a "chick's guide to life."

• Lady Gaga's ex-boyfriend, songwriter and producer Rob Fusari, has filed a $30 million suit against her.

If you thought that Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland + Paris = Down the Rabbit Hole, well, you'd be absolutement right! And when Helena Bonham Carter and Charlotte Gainsbourg are in the building, it's always through the looking glass.

• While filming The Last Song, Miley Cyrus' mom and grandma would watch her kissing scenes with current boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. "I don't know who had a bigger crush on him at the beginning, my mom or me," said Cyrus.

[Paris, March 14. Image via x17.]

When I heard that Tim Burton was planning to direct a take on Alice in Wonderland, my first thought was: "This will either be great, or it will be terrible." Turns out it's a little bit of both:

• Lindsay Lohan attempted to DJ at a party in London last night with respected DJ Gareth Geno. One partygoer said, "She seemed like a total drunken, incoherent mess... It was really embarrassing to watch."

Tim Burton seems like the perfect director to bring the nonsensical classic Alice In Wonderland to 3-D life, but critics say the most surprising thing about the film, opening today, is that it feels like yet another CGI fantasy movie.

• Helena Bonham Carter says of her relationship with Tim Burton:

• Miodrag Mejdina, the driver who accused Naomi Campbell of hitting him on Tuesday, apologized to her in a statement today and said he only reported the incident because he, "got angry and overreacted."

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland isn't even released until tomorrow, but you can already dress in, adorn yourself with, carry, make yourself up with, loll around in bed wearing, and get your nails did with products tied to the movie.

• Kevin Smith says the way the media covered him being kicked off a Southwest flight was, "Pathetic. I was unfairly bounced and discriminated against, but they never bothered to tell that story. They just went with the easy fat jokes."

Regarding Alice In Wonderland: "While the movie itself is aimed at a much wider audience, ground zero of the marketing effort is Hot Topic…"

• In the March issue of W Megan Fox declares, "There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me, it does, immediately..."

• Britney and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick went to a McDonald's drive through on Valentine's Day, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Alice in Wonderland screenwriter Linda Woolverton: "It's audacious, what we've done...I don't know know where I got off. What was I thinking? I'm not joking, I was thinking when I was writing this, 'Who do you think you are?'" [LAT]

Fresh from Ain't It Cool, there is a rumor afoot that Tim Burton's new project will be re-examining a classic Disney tale. The kicker? It's from the point of view of Maleficent, the green-faced "Mistress of All Evil." [AICN]