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    Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?

    Funny. We always figured you had nothing in common with Paris Hilton. Guess we were wrong.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    Lindsay is doing just fine.
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    "When I was a teenager, like, when I turned 16, I loved boys. That was just my thing. I still love boys." We noticed.


    Oh man, I missed you Dodai!

    Remember when Kate Hudson seemed cool? Almost Famous was a fluke, but I still love Penny Lane.

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    01/06/09

    @BeAgrestic: That's just what I thought when I read those two Kate Hudson items: but I used to like this girl!

    Penny Lane forevah.
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    Image of llamalash★ llamalash★
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    In one of his stand ups, Chris Rock explains the difference between rich and wealthy. He says Shaq is rich. The guy who pays his (Shaq's) salary is wealthy. I'm thinking Spike Lee, regardless of income, would at least hold similar power as the wealthy guy.
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    I have an ex that called his cock Thor's Hammer. Yeah, I'd rather see Daniel Craig's.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/06/09

    @mepo: I suppose it could have been worse. It could have been Odin's Cordless Drill?
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    Paris is right, there is a big difference between LA manners and London manners. In London, children are taught that when they get dressed to go out, they wear undergarments, so that when they emerge from their automobiles, the world doesn't see their nether regions. In LA, a chick is taught to make tabloid news by flashing her cooch.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    A-Rod seems to like the mature ladies! Somehow, this is heartening to me.
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    01/06/09

    @scullymurphy: Mmmm. Mature ladies who are utterly, completely LOADED.


    The guy's an asshat, no two ways about it.


    *oh, hai, yes I am commenting hours late, but this one was worth it.

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    Image of Le Coucher d'Yvette Le Coucher d'Yvette
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    The Beckham bit reminds me of the episode of Footballers Wive$ where Chardonnay and Kyle try to get Tonya and Jason to participate in PSA regarding transgender/transexuals when it becomes apparent that Chardonnay's and Kyle's son, Paddy,(read, Kyle's mom's son with Jason who Chardonnay and Kyle have secretly adopted) is really a girl.


    American soaps have nothing on the Brits

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    Image of taranwanderer taranwanderer
    01/06/09

    @c_kav: HA! That's amazing. I had to read your summary twice before I completely understood it.
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    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    01/06/09

    @c_kav: God, I loved Footballers Wive$. Tanya was the baddest bitch ever.
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    Image of Le Coucher d'Yvette Le Coucher d'Yvette
    01/06/09

    @JessaFields: When Tanya agreed to "renew" her vows with Jason then bitched him out in front of everyone - classic.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    Spike Lee, earning today's STFU. Spike, you're rich. Comparing yourself to other even richer people and acting like you are somehow impoverished, in this economy, is the height of ass-hattery.
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    Image of arodriguez.romero arodriguez.romero
    01/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: yeah I was thinking that too


    I'm surprised someone like him doesn't have a broader view than that.

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    "I see London, I see France..."
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: In BBC English, France sounds like 'Frahhhnce', so that ditty is off the menu. It could, however, be changed to:


    I see London
    I see France
    I can see your labia dance

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    Maybe Kate Moss's Nanny's workload is going to increase because she is going to be partying more?
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/06/09

    @cuteasabutton...has a new avatar for '09 bishes.: Another day would need to inserted in the week for that to happen. As I have said before, I saw her in a nightclub in Soho, ten days after she gave birth.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    01/06/09

    @Plum-Pie: I wasn't sure if you were referring to Kate Moss or Katie Price just then...
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/06/09

    @gherkinfiend: Moss! It was in the Ghetto on Falconberg Court, not really Jordan's type of place, as it was hotching with geigh.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    01/06/09

    @cuteasabutton...has a new avatar for '09 bishes.: That's what I was thinking.


    @Plum-Pie: hotching with geigh... I had to do a bit of quick googling to grasp your meaning. The geigh, I figured out on my own, but hotching confused me completely.

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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/06/09

    @titilayo: Apols. I should have said 'seething', or 'abundant with' or similar...
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    Oh gross Coolio.
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    Image of MsKatherineSpeaks MsKatherineSpeaks
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    I do not get the Katie Price appeal AT ALL.


    Also, new Tupac tracks?



    + Watch video
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/06/09

    @MsKatherineSpeaks: Not 'appeal' so much as horrible fascination - remember how much we Brits love our tabloids and similar trash.
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    01/06/09

    @MsKatherineSpeaks: HAHAHA Re: Chappele's Show! Awesome, that's exactly what I was thinking!
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    I'm thinking celebrities should start going to college.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/06/09

    @dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: They seem to be on the alternate-career plan. It's another option, like working in propane sales or joining the military.


    Truth be told, if someone paid me gobs of money to make pointless remarks to the media, I'd do it. Look at me here now, doing it for free.

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    As my wife noted, the Travolta's have lost a son, and whatever you think of them or Scientology, let's focus on that. Their grief must be tremendous right now. Lay off them. Let them grieve.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: Seconded. No more Travolta news items until they announce they're remaking Grease with the original cast.
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    Image of llamalash★ llamalash★
    01/06/09

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: Thirded, w/appreciation to Jezebel for at least not sinking as low w/the speculation as their parent site has.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/06/09

    In reply to Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
    Spike Lee, that was disingenuous at best.


    Why does this feel like it's got Kate Hudson all over it? Maybe because in both items, she was saying something marginally asinine. Paris Hilton, too, though that's hardly a surprise. Did reporters just travel the nation, seeking out famous blonde women and offering them an on-the-spot interview? "Our readers would like a banal remark; would you care to make one?"


    I wonder what the real wives of Dallas Cowboys think of that.

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