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    TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS Knows No Sex

    Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?

    Men In Tights

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/25/09

    In reply to TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS Knows No Sex
    We need the Emmanuel Rahm photo STAT!
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    09/25/09

    @Ailatan:
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/25/09

    @Ailatan: God bless you, ma'am. God. Bless. You.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    09/25/09


    @Ailatan: Wow. He looks so... majestic! I found this one, too.
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    Image of Aluminum Falcon Aluminum Falcon
    09/25/09

    In reply to TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS Knows No Sex
    I can't understand how men would be comfortable in tights. I'm sure there are some among us that would admit to wearing stockings soley because we haven't really kept up in the body hair maintenance department...remember that weird, squidgy, rubbed-the-wrong-way feeling of your leg stubble under your stockings? How horrible would that feel for guys? Eeeeeeew.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    09/25/09

    @Aluminum Falcon: I was in a play of King Arthur when I was about 9 and the boys had to wear tights and they hated it! They kept saying 'How can you wear these?!'
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/25/09

    In reply to TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS Knows No Sex
    Baryshnikov does not approve.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    09/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: GLORIOUS! I have had a crush on Mikhail since the 80's. I must watch my VCR taped "Baryshnikov on Broadway" tv special from 1980 this weekend.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/25/09

    @sassyredhead: And then you must mail me a copy of this VCR, right?
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    09/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I just wanna figure out a way to get it onto a DVD. Anybody know?
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Unbelievable. He can fly!
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    Image of erinna erinna
    09/25/09

    In reply to TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS Knows No Sex
    Selfridges went on to note: "This product has been incredibly popular with our 'Men who never want to have sex again' demographic"
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    09/25/09

    In reply to TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS Knows No Sex
    I admit, I have taken to wearing leggings. I've defected, alright? But goddammit I draw the line at mantyhose. That's not right. Unless you're a ballerina-man, in which case, you're awesome and exempt from my distaste. Otherwise? Hell to the no.
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    09/25/09

    In reply to TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS Knows No Sex
    In the words of Stan Marsh 'really?!?!?!'
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    09/25/09

    @thePrototype: and let us not forget "Dude, no. Just no."
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    09/25/09

    In reply to TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS Knows No Sex
    The guys just want to be able to do the whole no pants look, a la Lady Gaga.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    I thought that the Madonna ad would be from the same series as the Keith Richards, Mikael Gorbachev, and Coppolas ads--all shot by Annie Leibowitz with the classic LV logo. That would have been much cooler and would have played up Madge as an icon rather than as a "trendsetter" (which she arguably isn't anymore).
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    The Madonna ad is like a single cell from a very bad French arthouse movie.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/04/08

    @NefariousNewt: Ze angst. Eh. Why bother? I shall vomit in my purse. Fin.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    Re lace tights: Most of them lake your legs look diseased, but the Agent Provocateur ones in the slideshow are the hotness.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    The Jays do not approve of your dead eyes and unconvincing body language, Madge.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    Madonna:


    You are undeniably very fit and it's obvious you work hard for it. Good for you. You have iconic status, scads of money, and lots of personal trainers who make sure your muscles are always toned and shapely. Good for you.


    But it's time you rediscovered an old friend, Madge. Don't let the glitz and glory of your gaudy glammy lifestyle erase the memories of someone who has loved you for a long, long time. Someone who needs you. Someone who wants you. Someone who would like to spend time with you.


    This someone is called pants, Madonna. Pants. They miss you. Isn't your crotch cold? Can't you hear the pants calling for you? I'm sure you can get lots of them. You can afford it and you'd be able to find a great many that would fit you.


    Pants, Madonna.


    Experience them again...for the first time.

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/04/08

    @tscheese: For the very first time. Y'know, like a virgin.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    What to get the snob who has everything? Why, an Armani peen! "To attain such exceptional smoothness, botox is used initially before the final polish is imparted by hand." A one of a kind gift, indeed. Speedo sold separately.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    Erm, why did my entire Jezebel just turn BLUE?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/04/08

    @stacyinbean: Maybe Nate Silver got into the space-time continuum!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/04/08

    In reply to Is Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ad Worth The Hype?
    This Christmas I will be giving all my family and friends the blue Bic Medium Ballpoint Pen. What will make that pen so much nicer to hold and makes them so personal, is the grease from their doritos, sweat from their fingers and the germs from their office keyboard.
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