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    Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"

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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    I agree. Please don't let loose anywhere near me. I don't fart or pass gas in front of you.


    I don't think a guy should fart or pass gas around me.


    That's what bathrooms and outside are for.

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    Image of littlebunnyfoofoo littlebunnyfoofoo
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    It's better to toot

    And bear the shame

    Then not to toot

    And bear the pain.
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    Image of par3 par3
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    ' i want to suck the fart out of your ass'... where is that from and why did i just say that???
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    Image of sybann sybann
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    Oh god - wait till he inadvertently punctures his latest latex sweetie.


    No baby, that's your breath.

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    Image of MJ MJ
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    Ugh, I'm going to be crucified, but . . . I kinda agree. It's not very ladylike. Sometimes unavoidable, obviously, but still not ladylike.


    I can count on my fingers the number of times I've passed gas in front of anyone else, male or female. If I can't manage to be alone or outside, I will hold it until I feel like I'm going to burst.


    Sorry, but the prissy ol' southern belle in me just refuses to find this 'acceptable behavior.'

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/09/09

    @MJ: I'm not southern, but I am kind of a priss. One time, before we lived together, I was staying over at Mr. Foibs house. I farted in my sleep loud enough to wake myself up. I lay there, terrified that he'd heard. To this day, that and one other time when I was half-asleep and he was in bed watching early morning SportsCenter, are the only times I have ever audibly cut one in his presence. The first time, the one that woke me up, upset me so much that I called my BFF the next morning from work so she could calm me down. I was actually thinking of breaking up with him because of the embarassment. (I didn't, obvs.)
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    04/09/09

    @MJ: I don't rip 'em if front of just anybody, but if my husband lets one fly, well, you get what you give.


    If I'm somewhere other than home, I try to be private about it. My Grandfather used to "go look at the boat," which our family euphamism now. My husband steps on alot of barking spiders and ducks.


    Once, though, we were shopping and I let a SBD go, and blamed it on him when you could smell it into the nest aisle - people were gagging.

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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    04/09/09

    @MJ: Well, I wouldn't let one rip in a board meeting or something like that. But I'll be damned if I have to hold it in around a significant other.
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    Image of littlebunnyfoofoo littlebunnyfoofoo
    04/09/09

    @MJ: Don't ever get pregnant. You can't control it. Oh, the humiliation!
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    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    04/09/09

    @littlebunnyfoofoo: SO TRUE! Incidentally, this is also when I had to give up the "No pooping in public bathrooms" rule for myself. It just wasn't an option anymore!
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    He doesn't think it's right that women fart? Ummm where was this guy during biology class? Yeah, someone needs to sit on his face ASAP.
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    Image of novelidea novelidea
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    I personally feel if you can fart in front of your man/lady, that is a sign of a healthy relationship!
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    04/09/09

    @sparklesaurus: And a healthy intestinal tract!
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    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    04/09/09

    @sparklesaurus: Yes, my boyfriend told me that the first time he felt that we were truly a couple was when he let it rip in front of me and it wasn't awkward. I felt special.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    04/09/09

    @sparklesaurus: or realistic. Hello were you asleep during biology or something?
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    I think expanding the quote helps us understand just how daft Mr. Bennett really is:


    I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating

    spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her

    beauty or call her out?


    Spaghetti and pancakes? Uh, Hollywood ladies don't eat carbs, especially pancakey ones. And why is Angelina feeding him? I obviously have no idea what's sexy.

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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    In law school, my group of friends farted. We were too stressed to worry how people felt about it, so we just shrugged and said, "stepped on a duck." When my mom and her delicate stomach came to visit, I told her if she was feeling gassy just to let it rip and tell us she stepped on the duck. So my dear mother farted, looked up with a happy grin, and announced "the duck farted."
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    04/09/09

    @midwesternmom: I LOL'd. She almost had it!
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    Image of littlebunnyfoofoo littlebunnyfoofoo
    04/09/09

    @midwesternmom: Aahahaha! That is so cute!!
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    This guy is oviously not a fart smeller, er, smart feller.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/09/09

    @million.dollar.mouth (anna.the.zombie.kitteh): HA!
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    Image of littlebunnyfoofoo littlebunnyfoofoo
    04/09/09

    @million.dollar.mouth (anna.the.zombie.kitteh): I like what you did there.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    What do you do if your chick farts? Laugh about it, make a screwy face and then try to outdo her.
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    Image of lurkystars lurkystars
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    This is exactly why I'm a Red Wings fan. I bet hockey players don't care about female farts.
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    04/09/09

    @lurkystars: i'm friending you. my love for henrik zetterberg knows no bounds.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    "More room on the outside than on the inside."


    -Dad

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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    04/09/09

    @shorty63136: I like that.
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    Image of portia_sue portia_sue
    04/09/09

    @shorty63136: My mom says "better out than in!"
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    What else do you expect from a Cowboy? I bet Chris Cooley is cool with ladyfarts.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    04/09/09

    @vamusical: i bet he'd just rip one too, just to join in the fun.
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    Image of kerald kerald
    04/09/09

    In reply to Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"
    I've NEVER farted in front of a boy before, but apparently the other night I was completely wasted and hardcore farted on the way to the bathroom. My guys friends thought it was the best thing ever.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    04/09/09

    @kerald: That is a hilarious image.
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