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08/13/09
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye.
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
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I feel a bit embarrassed that I initially thought it was someone with Darth Maul face.
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Who traveled on a barge
In fact he was the roughest cat
That ever roamed at large
08/13/09
Highlighting such a noble cause, that is.
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And yes, if they can't find another zoo to take the "excess" the animals are killed and given to others as food... or sometimes thrown into pens as prey.
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I know that he's a hippo, who are natural born killers, but COME ON! He's just a baby!
You would never do that to a baby tiger cub, would you? And they'll rip your face off when they're fully grown!
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I'm sorry, that's all I've got. 17 days 'til I move to Texas and I'm already in vacation mode.
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Also, what kind of heartless worm would want to kill that!?
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Great. Now I'm unpopular. I DIDN'T MEAN IT, YOU GUYS.
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