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ObtuseIntolerant
12/15/08

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I get it, I get it,

Jen Aniston = fungal!
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Scoithniamh
12/15/08

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I think Stephenie Meyer's world seems like a magical Mormon fairyland totally untouched by our world. She really is the luckiest motherfucker alive. I wish she had an ounce of self awareness- SM, your books were addictive but not that good. You stumbled across a hole that for some reason, vast numbers of readers need filled, and your books would do. They need to be vastly changed for the screen if they're not to come across as Lifetime movies writ large.
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7states
12/15/08

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@twinpeaks: I have to agree with you - I think it's really reaching to suggest that there is a malevolent, Mormon undertone to the books. The author captured how many young people feel consumed by their first love, and I think the Twilight backlash is beginning to sound an awful lot like the anti-Harry Potter backlash when those books first came out.
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the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
12/15/08

@7states: I don't think there's a malevolent Mormon undertone to the books, but there is definitely a message that the highest goal a woman can achieve is to be married with a baby, forgoing college, a career, etc...and women are passive characters capable of only being acted upon with no agency of their own. However, I am speaking through the lens of my own experience. I am no longer a teenager, and I know that when I was 16 or 17, I would have eaten those books up.

I probably sound like I'm contradicting myself, but I do realize that most teen girls are smarter than we give them credit for...so in summary, if they're reading, and if they're happy with it, then I am ok with that. And leave it to the readers to figure out what message they will take from the books.
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functional_alcoholic
12/15/08

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ok...can teh world just stop with the "duding" of words? bromance, broprah, mitties, murse, guyliner?! maybe a friendship is just a friendship, eyeliner is eyeliner is eyeliner I don't care who's wearing it.
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debo matar la zombi goldberry83
12/15/08

@functional_alcoholic: I agree with this in principle, but in fact will never surrender my ironic use of "guyliner". NEVER!
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slauza
12/15/08

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at a party of mostly single heterosexual women, when someone told me they used a Rachel Ray recipe to make a (not particularly impressive) dip, i said, "oh, she's annoying! that voice! and when she says 'Yum-o!' i want to shoot myself."

i then realized every ear and eye in the room was turned to me in horror. at least three women said, "i *love* her." as if i was talking about Jesus or Obama.

here's my question: why use a cutesy abbreviation like "E.V.O.O." if, every single time you say it, you follow it with the full "extra virgin olive oil." why bother with the abbreviation? why? why???!?!
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formergr
12/15/08

@slauza: This sounds about as awkward as when I was out for drinks with some co-workers last week (who are pretty cool and hip), and I made a crack about some not-present third party people were making fun of. I said, "He probably doesn't believe in evolution". And then my one co-worker (who I do know is a Republican, but is fairly unobnoxious for one, said, "Hey-- what's wrong with that? I don't believe in evolution." And he wasn't kidding! Awkward!
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Jello Mix
12/15/08

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A Brooks Brothers tie costs about $80, which means GQ spent more money concealing Jennifer's naughty bits than I spend on an outfit for work, including shoes. How grand it is to have student loans!
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Cerridwen
12/15/08

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Oh, for god's sakes. Those are her real nipples, watch old episodes of Friends. I believe in some drinking game for that show, you're supposed to take a sip everytime she looks cold, which is always.

Some rumours are so dumb.
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I, Zombie Normal
12/15/08

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Wait-- Pokies give you the appearance of erect nipples? What? I don't understand this product, it seems counter-intuitive. Are there also Toesies, which you slip in your chones for the illusion of camel toe?
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Devonna
12/15/08

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I, for one, am extremely happy to see Julia Ormond again. I have no idea why I like her so much. But she is pretty charming.
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Diziet_Sma
12/15/08

@Devonna: I agree. She always looks a little unsure of herself, which is endearing. Mark Ruffalo has that going on, too.
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Kivrin
12/15/08

@Devonna: I've always liked her, too. Plus my 16 year-old self absolutely coveted her long curly hair in Legends of the Fall. I was also pretty jealous of the fact that she got to do a sex scene with Brad Pitt.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
12/15/08

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Oh, Clint. We know you have a movie opening. My mom will still come see you. You have two Oscars if I'm not mistaken - now stop sulking that people actually talk first and shoot second now that we have a new century.

Dirty Harry was what, 30 years ago?
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Saltine
12/15/08

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Yea, I have to say I appreciate Dirty Harry a lot less considering I come from an area with notoriously corrupt and prejudiced cops
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brendastarlet is on it
12/15/08

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I wonder how Guy Richie went from "not taking a dime" to ending up with $75 million. Perhaps dimes are larger in England.
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sportz.star
12/15/08

@brendastarlet is on it: No dimes. You can't transfer that amount of cash in change, it'd be WAY too heavy.
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brendastarlet is on it
12/15/08

@sportz.star: imagine that much in pound coins. A double-decker bus full?
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Snowbunny
12/15/08

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RE: Rachel Ray. I'm watching her right now. And loving it.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
12/15/08

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I finally found a woman that has read Twilight and did not like it.

She is being forced to read the second book right now... she is very strong...

Why are there so few of us?
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Saltine
12/15/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: I think we are just more likely to not be noticed, because then the trend the media keeps hyping does not exist.
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Scoithniamh
12/15/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: I find that there are a ton of you, very many right on this site. Hating Twilight is not unique, even amongst females.
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Saltine
12/15/08

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Yes, Clint and I am sured that attacking people is always the healthiest ways to fix situation. Though this comment probably would not have bothered me near as much if he hadn't started with this being a "pussy generation".
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Scout
12/15/08

@saltine: wimps, pussies, whiners, et al - are you just taking offense to the long-standing term which also doubles for female genetalia?

I'd love to be able to punch people who get away with saying and doing anything, attacking others verbally or otherwise, whilst drunk or sober because this is a generation where NOBODY realize there are consequences to their actions because, typically, there aren't.

It used to work wonders when I beat the shit out of someone, girl or guy, if they popped off and got in my face about something. Alas, I'm over the age of 18 (as in I'm 40) and to do that would be deemed immature or some such bullshit.

I could go on and on about what a good beat down, grown up to grown up could do for future relations. I don't see anything wrong with violence as a last resort. (and violence that runs very very short of maiming or killing)
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Scout
12/15/08

@Scout: ...and please don't try and make any correlation to the VERY serious domestic abuse because this is NOT to that which I am speaking.

Think: subduing some annoying drunk chick who won't get out of your face, not necessarily hitting her but perhaps pinning her arms behind her back and dragging her out of the club/bar

even better (and something which I do in my old age) is to allow the other person to hit and/or scratch you thus leaving a mark visible, call the cops and because of the law, they get taken away to jail and need to bail themselves out for an average of $1,000

THAT works wonders
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MissTicklebritches
12/15/08

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Brooks Brothers, you say? Good to know. I was looking for a tie for my lady bits.
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