My name is sassyredhead and I am a laundry fetishist. I love doing laundry. Nothing makes me happier than taking a pile of yuck and making it clean, sweet smelling and perfectly folded. #oldiesbutgoodies
@sassyredhead: Come to my house. I will ply you with food and liquor. I have mountains of clean clothes I need folded. (Good at washing clothes, bad at follow-through). #oldiesbutgoodies
@sassyredhead: i'm sending you my address- there's piles of laundry to be done which I'm to lazy to even just take to the wash & fold. #oldiesbutgoodies
"Squirt", "Hardest", "Whizz"? Just stop with the sexual innuendo already! I'm heading to the store right now to pick up a box! Who needs a husband when you have Tide? #oldiesbutgoodies
@tscheese: My lulz, once again, are spoiled by the addition of an "e" to the word "sad." Perhaps I was trying to type "sadye west, the saddest man who ever looked at a hoodie."
Please clarify: Kanye West hangs out in North Hollywood? That's ..unexpected. And hilarious.(PS: No way am I clicking on that AmApp link & give those contemptible dorks one extra traffic hit..)
@snug*bug: NoHo -- a tiny neighborhood North of Houston St. in Manhattan. Shoulda clarified! Although the thought that Kanye would chill in Valley Village is interesting to entertain.
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Sorry, no box of detergent will ever sell me on that bit of housewifery. #oldiesbutgoodies
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"It sure does!" quoth Betty Draper. #oldiesbutgoodies
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Hey Freud, somebody could have saved you a lot of trouble. #oldiesbutgoodies
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Yeah, I might be into that kind of thing, even if I'm usually not.
(Anyone else feel like this was really a rough news day?) #oldiesbutgoodies
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Holy shit, that's insane! I guess all the news about rich people turning to catalog and the web was true.
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Amber: Oh my god, are you okay?
Kanye: they are just so sad, with an extra helping of pastel and sade
Amber: Snap out of it, Kanye!
Kanye: may i not express my extremely sad sorrow for these extremely sad sorrowful garments?
Amber: If you don't start talking in allcaps soon, honey, I'm taking you straight to the speech pathologist!
Kanye: IS THIS BETTER
Amber: Whew. Yes. You scared me. Don't do that again.
Kanye: THESE HOODIES ARE STILL VERY MOURNFUL
Amber: ...I see.
Kanye: I MAY WRITE A DIRGE
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It might break his macbook air.
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