Tidal App Leaves iTunes Top 700, Is A 'Spectacular Flop'
Tidal has always felt like a wave that was about to crash, and the numbers reported today by BGR revealed that it was a Justin Guarini-level flop.
Every Woman Kourtney Kardashian Pumps Breast Milk, Takes a Brelfie
Proving that not every person who flees to Vegas also flees their responsibilities, Kourtney Kardashian took to the Instagram to show off her breast pump, affixed firmly to her tube top/nursing bra, as a way to remind us all that though she may be a Kardashian, she’s still a mom.
Tidal's CEO Leaves Tidal, RIP Tidal
Andy Chen, the CEO of Jay Z’s highly confusing and unlikable music streaming service Tidal, has left the company, along with around 25 other employees. A Tidal rep is calling these departures “streamlining” and “redundancies,” which are nice fancy words for everything going to hell. Via Business Insider, we’ve got the…
Hey, Rihanna's 'American Oxygen' Video Is a Pretty Decent Thinkpiece
I mean it! The new video for Rihanna's moody, mid-tempo, cursing salutation of her adopted country (a song co-written with X Ambassadors' Sam Harris) pulls the cheap yet wildly effective trick of montage juxtaposition, all in the palette of American strife and striving: a protestor throws a Molotov cocktail, a…
Chris Brown Crashed a Coachella Party, Because Chris Brown
Parties, Coachella, and Chris Brown: seems like an obvious recipe for a disaster.
I Tried Tidal and It Sucked
Two weeks ago, a happy-go-lucky troupe of ragtag recording artists (collective net worth: over $2,000,000,000) stood shoulder to shoulder on a stage and asked for your money. In return they would give you "TIDAL," a streaming music website and app that costs too much. I gave it a try. You should not.
Shade Court: A Tidal Wave, Shady Angels and E! Online Fails Again
Quite a few brands appeared in Shade Court this week. Some did much better than others. Still, to all the brand strategists and social media managers and plucky interns out there, I have one suggestion: stick to what you know. It’s a slight spin on that ancient adage, “stay in your damn lane.” If you make underwear,…
What Is TIDAL? Jay Z Explains
On Monday, Jay Z held a bonkers, star-studded press conference for his new streaming service Tidal where he explained...well, nothing in particular. BUT a declaration was signed. And Alicia Keys referenced Nietzsche. When it was all said and done, we Replied All: “What?"
Listen to the Lizard Inside Jay Z: Tidal Is NOT the Illuminati
Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL. Together we are unstoppable. Together we are TIDAL.…
Ex-Scientologist Leah Remini Thanks 'Brave' Documentary Filmmakers
Former Scientologist Leah Remini thanked HBO documentary filmmakers behind Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief via Twitter earlier today, adding in an interview with People that she's "not trying to bash anybody, and I'm not trying to be controversial. I just want people to know the truth."
Alicia Keys Namedrops Nietzsche in Wild PR Conference for Jay Z's Tidal
TIDAL, Jay Z's illuminati zone for streaming internet music, launched today, and the press conference might well have been absurdist performance art, some kind of corporate-monied Fluxus play, down to the noodling saxophone soundtrack that seemed piped straight from John Zorn's brain. Or, alternately, Alicia Keys…
