Universal Studios Theme Park Engages in Class Warfare With VIP Tickets

Waiting in line is enraging. Seeing people skip the line because they're rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber is even more enraging. It is probably the single most important reason why I want to become rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber: so I can skip the line (while releasing massive farts as punishment to the masses for… » 6/10/13 1:45pm 6/10/13 1:45pm