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ArtfulSlinger
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
Sean Penn is not pulling out of two movies to work on his marriage. This was a blind item last week and he is most definitely working on his addictions, possibly in rehab.

Judd Apatow's self deprecating schtick is getting just a wee tired. But I still appreciate the dude.

ALSO, someone take the Twitter away from Lindsay. She will only get hurt in the end.
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Easybreezy
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
I think the BI is Olivia Wilde---she's married, just got voted hottest woman ever or something by GQ, and when that happened released a statement referring to herself as being "hotter than the average tamale" or something.

IT ALL FITS.
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Breamworthy
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
The story is about a bellious teen - I like to think this is a cross between rebellious and billeous.
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
Blind Item - Selma Hayeck
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brinkswomanship
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
Today's Dirt Bag algebraically:

Shia LaBeouf + scotch = The All-American Werewolf

Melissa Etheridge + medicinal marijuana = I Can't Believe It's Not Legal!

The Bangles - record label - deadline = now everyday is their funday.

Spencer Pratt * 15 minutes / reasons for being mentioned ever again = NaN
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brinkswomanship
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
Wow, that blonde Owen Wilson is with certainly does look like Kate Hudson - I had to look twice because I thought they must have used an old stock photo of the two of them together!
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LaFemme
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
BI: Salma Hayek?
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heykoukla
06/17/09

@LaFemme: Oh, good guess. And maybe Edward Norton is the rough-and-tumble Oscar nominee? They could be back on...
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VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
Greg Kinnear you are too awesome to be anywhere near a Miley Cyrus movie. Sad :(
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MagicEyes
06/17/09

@VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire: My thoughts exactly! Very, very sad. Is he desperate for work?
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HarpMadness
06/17/09

@MagicEyes: I've always suspected he's one of those actors who just really likes to work, so they will take on projects they probably should avoid. I hope he's not desperate for work -- he's cool!
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
I'm really hoping the judge on Chris Brown's case, presides on the Miss California case. She smacked down Chris's lawyer pretty well, and I'm dying for the sequel.
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kithkin
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
Trend of inflating mammaries? Maybe therecession has turned implants into items like fist sized rubies or flashy cars, and those who want and can afford them aren't buying because it seems gauche?

Or maybe Victoria Beckham felt that double Ds were more posh spice than audrey hepburn.
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BlackFrancine
06/17/09

@kithkin: I can't believe she even had double Ds. I mean, on her frame? That is huge. And they just don't look that big. Ds--sure, maybe. But double Ds?

Maybe I just don't look at enough pictures of her boobs.
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gherkinfiend
06/17/09

@BlackFrancine: UK cup sizing is different to USA sizing from what I can gather...I think the UK is at least a cup size bigger so our D is your C?
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Jack_Burton
06/17/09

@kithkin:

Maybe she's thinking about hanging out with her kids, and how gigantic fake teats might complicate this.

Maybe if you're on stage, in a stadium filled with 40k people singing pop songs, DDs seem like a good idea (like extra makeup, dramatic gesticulation, etc.) on a small frame like hers.
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tomatoheart
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
I don't understand why LiLo keeps tweeting her personal drama...publicity? or is she just that clueless about how ridiculous it is?
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inabook
06/17/09

@tomatoheart: It reminds me of college girls and facebook startuses-- you want the WHOLE WORLD to feel your sadness, and possibly shame your former partner into realizing how TERRIBLE you feel, and into taking you back.
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BabyJane
06/17/09

@tomatoheart: I think there are some celebrities who have a hard time separating their private life from their public life. Maybe that is just a downside of being in front of cameras at such a young age? They forget that life can exist behind closed doors.
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PaintedTrollop
06/17/09

@tomatoheart: She's the star of her own movie! If she doesn't manufacture drama at this point, she doesn't exist - because no one is going to offer her a job.
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wordinedgewise
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
Dear Shia,

Please stop talking about your parents having sex, seeing your mother naked, wanting to marry your mother, etc.

Thx,
wordinedgewise
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PicosPardos
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
Marijuana mixed with butter? I am trying to get my brain wrapped around that.
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MissMoneypenny
06/17/09

@PicosPardos: I think it's like when you bake it into brownies. The active chemicals are fat-soluble. What's surprising to me about that is that a lot of cancer patients have trouble eating or keeping food down, so I would have thought it would not be the best method of delivery for them. Whatever works, I guess.
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
06/17/09

@PicosPardos: it's fairly common, actually. You melt the butt, add the pot (preferably well ground) and then allow the butter to re-solidify. You can cook with the butter, and as it's heated, it releases the THC.

Not that I've ever done this or anything.
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
06/17/09

@AtomiClash: melt the butter, that is. Ahem
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boss_lady
06/17/09

@PicosPardos: You can actually make it yourself relatively easily. Delicious, especially on banana bread with chocolate chips.
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ugly_broad_saloon
06/17/09

@PicosPardos: Talk about your herbed butter. I'm all for medicinal marijuana, but there's gotta be a better way to ingest. Which to destroy, your lungs or your arteries?
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MilointheMeadow
06/17/09

@PicosPardos: My ex used to do this. Sounds kinda gross to me, but maybe you can't taste it?
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KittyKittyCat
06/17/09

@AtomiClash: Even though I hated ochem lab, it made me a pro at such activities. Not that... I've ever done it either.
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cuteasabutton
06/17/09

@PicosPardos: Have you heard of Bill Bailey, the British comedian? He asks an audience what weird ways they've eaten pot and someone says on toast. But the weirdest one was in lard!
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KittyKittyCat
06/17/09

@MilointheMeadow: Oh you can taste it alright. I left mine in the fridge unwrapped once, and everything I had in there sort of tasted like it for weeks.
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PaintedTrollop
06/17/09

@ugly_broad_saloon: If you're dying, it really doesn't matter.
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Jack_Burton
06/17/09

@PicosPardos: Also, after infusing the THC into the butter, you can strain it and get rid of the grit (leaves, etc.), unless you are making pesto.

A double-boiler and candy thermometer are must-haves.
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MizJenkins
06/17/09

@boss_lady: That sounds DIVINE!
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SylvanSylph
06/17/09

@boss_lady: Good lord. Can that be the next Jezebel swap?
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debo matar la zombi goldberry83
06/17/09

@MissMoneypenny: But marijuana is an anti-emetic, so it might even help cancer patients keep food down (definitely a good thing if you can manage it).
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SomeAuthorGirl
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
"Countess LuAnn de Lesseps was seen dancing, doing tequila shots and "all over a guy in his 20s" in the Hamptons."

Pfft. Isn't that what you are supposed to do in the Hamptons?
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
06/17/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: Her teenage children must be sooooo proud of their absent mom.
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SomeAuthorGirl
06/17/09

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: The NY show was nearly unbearable...

Truth be told the RHofNJ is a total guilty pleasure of mine. They remind me of the ladies in the neighborhood I grew up in, but with more money. They crack me up. Countess LuAnn et al didn't even seem like they'd be fun to hang out with.

Not even with tequila shots and dancing in the Hamptons with men in their 20s.
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PhillyLass
06/17/09

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Maybe Rosie will give her a talking-to.
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bluebears
06/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
That Real Housewives finale was AMAZING.
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BabyJane
06/17/09

@bluebears: It was even better than I had hoped for.

::sniff::
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bluebears
06/17/09

@BabyJane: forgetting the big fight for a second, I now want to have a daughter just so I can say to people, "I go to work for 5 minutes and when I turn around she's got tits"
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BabyJane
06/17/09

@bluebears: I know! There were some classic moments last night and that was one of them.
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huls
06/17/09

@bluebears: OH NO I FORGOT TO WATCH! WHAT HAPPENED?!!? RUIN IT FOR MEEEEE!
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Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
06/17/09

@bluebears: It was pretty much the most amazing hour of my entire life. They MUST come back for a second season!
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BabyJane
06/17/09

@huls: YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT! IT WAS AMAZING!
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BabyJane
06/17/09

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: And we still have the reunion show to look forward to.
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nibnycgrrl
06/17/09

@BabyJane: And don't forget next Thursday they are showing the "director's cut" of the dinner. Moar table flipping please!
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BabyJane
06/17/09

@nibnycgrrl: Be still my heart!
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PhillyLass
06/17/09

@huls: Don't worry-- Bravo will replay it a million and one times before next week's reunion special.
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