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    In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like

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    Image of cellardoor cellardoor
    07/26/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    " ... yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck,
    yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck,
    yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neck,
    yesterday I woke up sucking on a fresh neeee-ee-eeccckkk,
    Everything ...."

    Um, that's all I got, having not seen or read this fine piece of fiction ...
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    Image of Inkymonkey Inkymonkey
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    She looks like a Mormon's dream
    She tastes like a virgin teen
    My fake plastic love.
    But I cant help the knowing
    That this movie is blowing
    If I could turn and run
    And it wears me out, it wears me out
    It wears me out, it wears me out.
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    Image of KRS10 KRS10
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    however terrible this may be, at least the song from the romeo and juliet soundtrack will be able to balance out the terribleness that this is.
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    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    07/25/09

    @KRS10: True, if you're referring to "Exit Music (For a Film)."

    ("Talk Show Host" is the one that appears on the R+J soundtrack, though.)
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    07/25/09

    @LipstickLibrarian: i was referring to talk show host.
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    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    You know who should write a song for Twilight? Robert Goulet.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    07/25/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Is there anything Robert Goulet CAN'T do?
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    Image of alwaysapropos alwaysapropos
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    No reason for Thom Yorke to write a whole new song for this. Some quick (and very minor) editing will do the trick. For example:

    I don't care if it hurts,
    I wanna have control
    I want to take your body
    I want to take your soul

    I want you to notice
    when I'm not around
    You're so fuckin' special
    I wish I could bite you...

    Edward is so definitely a creep.
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    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    Hortense, how are you such a genius?! Holy shit this is the awesome.
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    Image of sailorsong sailorsong
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    Thom Yorke is writting a song for Twilight! He should absolutely stop writing now and and just use The Eraser and maybe I can erase all of this vampire nonsense from my brain. I kid I kid, all joking aside WTF?
    Also Hortense "We Suck Young Blood" Hilarious.
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    hortense promoted this comment sailorsong was starred sailorsong was unstarred
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    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    Maybe he'll do a mash-up of The Carpenters and Wu-Tang Clan.

    A girl can dream, can't she?
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    hortense promoted this comment bovary was starred bovary was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    Is this more or less lobotomizingly staggering than Billy Corgan dating Tila Tequila?
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/25/09

    @andBegorrah: A dagger! A dagger through my heart!
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    07/25/09

    @hortense: Sorry. Wait! Is that a lyric??
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    07/25/09

    @andBegorrah: It's a Simpsons reference!
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    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    07/25/09

    @andBegorrah: Less. Much, much less.
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    07/25/09

    @hortense: Damn! And it's already stuck in my head, set to the tune of "Creep."
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    How to Make the Twilight Phenomenon Disappear Completely
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    Image of sugarlight sugarlight
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    bon iver is writing a song for the soundtrack too? this is just weird.
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    Image of rofling_medusa rofling_medusa
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    By the way Hortense, how long did it take you to come up with these genius versions? I am pretty much stumped.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/25/09

    @rofling_medusa:Hahaha I just kept repeating things. That seems to be the trick.
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    07/25/09

    @hortense: I'm comforting myself with the idea that it's because I don't (thankfully) know enough about twilight for mine to be funny. Phew.
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    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    Ok, I got one.


    "Sit Down, Stand Up"

    Sit down, stand up
    Sit down, stand up
    Walk out of this sparkly mess (sit down, stand up)
    Walk out of this sparkly mess (sit down, stand up)
    Anytime (sit down)
    Anytime (stand up)
    Sit down, stand up
    Sit down, stand up
    You can leave at anytime (sit down, stand up)
    Why have you not left yet? (sit down, stand up)
    Anytime (sit down)
    Anytime
    Stand up (this film sucks this film sucks)
    (no-don't)
    Sit down (this film sucks this film sucks)
    Oh
    This film sucks [x46]

    Pretty poor effort, I know, but as soon as I saw this post, 'this film sucks' got put on repeat in my head.
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    hortense promoted this comment rofling_medusa was starred rofling_medusa was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    Thom Yorke has a Black Swan song in his solo album.
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    07/25/09

    @Ailatan:
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/25/09

    @Ailatan: He does! And a line could describe Twilight quite well: "This is fucked up, fucked up."
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    07/25/09

    @hortense: I know! I love the beat of that song.
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    07/25/09

    In reply to In Which We Try To Guess What A Thom Yorke Twilight Tune Might Sound Like
    My former voice teacher wrote a song about Twilight, actually. Musically, it was pretty, but I was really disturbed by the fact that she thought Twilight was life-changing enough to write a song about it.
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