Katherine Jackson will be telling Prince and Paris that their biological mom is Debbie Rowe in the next few weeks.
I'm sorry but if the kids can read they know this already. I don't think anyone can keep them from a computer for that long.
@shananigans aka cookie pants!: I am in Edinburgh RIGHT NOW! And I'm planning to go see Mercy Madonna of Malawi soon. Be jealous, be very very jealous!
Oooooooh, new Almodovar. I have no idea what the movie is about from the trailer, but I sat down at Volver thinking "I'm definitely going to love this" and I get the same feeling here.
Just keep putting Penny in fun hair and outfits, and I'll go. Love that girl!
I heard somewhere once that to a human being, the quantity "a trillion" is so enormous that in ratio to us it would seem to be an infinite quantity. The fact that some people have that much money just blows my mind away. Also, I totally just got a mental picture of Dr Evil being the one suing Oprah... LOL!
@hellosunshine: Love the Dr. Evil gif!
@LittleWindmill: I think we're crap when it comes to numbers and quantities period. I heard somewhere once that the mind can't picture and instantly identify groupings of more than 7 objects. Which makes a lot of sense to me since I'm on a student budget.
@LittleWindmill: I always think that ridiculous numbers like that in a lawsuit are a good indication that the person suing is full of crap. Otherwise, wouldn't they want a more reasonable amount of money, along with public recognition for their work, instead of just a treeeeeellion dollars?
Oh Jessica, please stop talking about your boyfriends in magazines with a long publishing time. This time, you even had a feeling you wouldn't be together by the time of publishing. You're digging yourself a hole!
*kneels down in prayer*
Dear God,
You know I don't believe in you and never have, but the best evidence I have of your existence is "So You Think You Can Dance." Lord, please do not allow Paula Abdul, minion of your nemesis, Satan, anywhere near the set of SYTYCD. If you do this for me, baruch hashem, I will build several churches in your honor and send all my children to convents. Amen.
I want to be JSimp's BFF. Our little dogs can play together and we can lament over our taste in woefully douche-y dudes whilst purchasing maxi-dresses and eating carbs.
Who can replace Paula Abdul on 'American Idol?' Sarah Palin?
"So you betcha that I can see that you have talent as well as I can see Russia on a clear day. You know what the difference between you and a hockey mom is? Lipstick. But seriously now, that performance left me a little cold. Cold like the weather in Alaska, except in the summer when it is warmer in a few months than it is now and a few months ago. I am going to have to say no to this performance, just like I said no to the bridge to nowhere. I think you need a stronger song. I know because I listen to all of them. Yes, we may not be as fancy as you in Hollywood, but we have music in Alaska. If you want to win this competition, you have to grab it like a fish in a salmon run. Please think of our brave young men and women fighting overseas so you can go and sing to this great nation."
@NefariousNewt: I might actually start watching American Idol if that happened, just to see Seacrest stamp his tiny feet and refuse to come out of the shoebox he gets dressed in.
I ready Tony Curtis' biography, An American Prince, and no where in there did he say that Monroe was going to have his baby. Yes they were seeing each other, but she was also with some other executive.
He also never says she miscarried. It's implied she had an abortion....did Gatecrasher not read the book?
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I'm sorry but if the kids can read they know this already. I don't think anyone can keep them from a computer for that long.
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Just keep putting Penny in fun hair and outfits, and I'll go. Love that girl!
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Does the guy suing Oprah look like this? If so, no worries, he pulls this stuff all the time.
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@LittleWindmill: I think we're crap when it comes to numbers and quantities period. I heard somewhere once that the mind can't picture and instantly identify groupings of more than 7 objects. Which makes a lot of sense to me since I'm on a student budget.
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Dear God,
You know I don't believe in you and never have, but the best evidence I have of your existence is "So You Think You Can Dance." Lord, please do not allow Paula Abdul, minion of your nemesis, Satan, anywhere near the set of SYTYCD. If you do this for me, baruch hashem, I will build several churches in your honor and send all my children to convents. Amen.
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(I love Liv's dad and the boys, and hope he'll be better soon.)
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"So you betcha that I can see that you have talent as well as I can see Russia on a clear day. You know what the difference between you and a hockey mom is? Lipstick. But seriously now, that performance left me a little cold. Cold like the weather in Alaska, except in the summer when it is warmer in a few months than it is now and a few months ago. I am going to have to say no to this performance, just like I said no to the bridge to nowhere. I think you need a stronger song. I know because I listen to all of them. Yes, we may not be as fancy as you in Hollywood, but we have music in Alaska. If you want to win this competition, you have to grab it like a fish in a salmon run. Please think of our brave young men and women fighting overseas so you can go and sing to this great nation."
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This is why we need a "like" button on Jezebel!
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He also never says she miscarried. It's implied she had an abortion....did Gatecrasher not read the book?
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