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Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening
He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical]Badvertising: Get The Same Car The Sparkle Vamp Drives
Thanks, AdWeek, for alerting me to the marketing campaign which broke my brain. Seriously. Twilight CARS? More »"We Don't Have A Policy Of Censorship But…"
Twilight's been banned in Aussie Elementary schools. One teacher says:"We wanted to make sure [kids] realize it's fictitious and ensure they don't have a wrong grasp on reality." Wait, what?!?! A: He's a vampire. B: He's (mostly) celibate! [News.com.au]Vampire? Or American Girl Doll?
Dakota Fanning doesn't really look like she's gonna bite anyone in these new New Moon shots, but that's the point of her character, Jane. At least she's creepier looking than this guy, who looks like an effete judge. [E!]Attracting The Undead Just Got Easier
A reader tipped us off to this "Twilight Venom" lip stain by DuWop, which you have to shake before using "to represent the blending of the human and vampire worlds." Buffy would surely roll her eyes. [Sephora]The Allure Of Books With Bite
I'll admit it: I like vampire fiction. But who in Lestat's name decided to call the genre "urban fantasy"? More »Robert Pattinson Topless
Meh. [Star]Texting Hoax May Scare Off Women Attending Twilight Parties
A text message circulating in 16 states warns that women are being killed by gangs outside Walmarts. Fortunately it's a hoax, but it may ruin the Twilight DVD release parties planned at 2,400 stores. More »Badvertising