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    A Skimpy Explanation
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    And I see from the t-shirt pic posted above that she's known as "Miss Everything." So, DUH!!! Of course we're jealous! Show me a woman who doesn't want to be Miss Everything!!! And a "piece of sports memorabilia" to boot!! Dammit she STOLE MY DREEEEAMS
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    Oh look - Sondra Fortunato Kids Light T-Shirt - $18.99


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    Image of AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
    12/15/08

    @stacyinbean: Never before have I been so envious of your fashion prowess.
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    I'm jealous of her use of the blink tag.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    Yeah, not jealous of her chest. I don't want the back pain or the expense of the apparently "enhanced" chest. At least, I think it is after looking at her scary site. If I'm at a game it's to watch the game, not fans.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    Personally, I'm jealous of her jaunty shade of tangerine...
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    They were just jealous...of her dignity.


    Right?

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/15/08

    @BeckySharper: No, her tits. Because all dignity resides in tits. Big-tittie rhymes with dignity and that's not a coincidence!
    /sarcasm
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/15/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): OMG, you have so much more dignity than me. And you're only going to get more dignified as the ovumlord grows!
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    I do this all the time. I am a very jealous woman.


    "Hello. Emergency Services."
    "Yes, hello? Um, I'm at the supermarket on Gloucester Rd, and there's this woman here..."
    "Yes, what is she doing? Has she attacked you?"
    "Um, no, but she is totally prettier than me. And has bigger boobs."
    "OK, we'll send a car around right away."
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    12/15/08

    @heykoukla: I always report it when a nearby woman has boobs bigger than my head.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/15/08

    @heykoukla: True story, I told a girl's chemistry teacher that she was cheating on exams because she was prettier than me.


    She also tried to rip my brother's face off at a bar. I'm still not sure why but I'm assuming she could tell how jealous I was...or because her boyfriend started a fight with him...


    But mostly because she was prettier than me. And pretty girls must die!

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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    She's extremely orange in that photo.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/15/08

    @EdnasEdibles: I'm glad somebody else noticed because I was starting to think something was wrong with my monitor.
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    Image of mooselookme mooselookme
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    I just think she is obnoxious because she is a Giants fan.


    Signed,
    A Despondent but not Half Naked Patriots Fan

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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    12/15/08

    @mooselookme: Sweetness, my beloved Redskins lost to the freaking Browns yesterday.


    Pathetic. Seriously, y'all, the Browns?

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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/15/08

    @gerbilsoutofexile (withdrawing from anti-d's and it hurts.a...: I died a little inside when the Skins lost to the Browns. Fight for old DC already, bitches!


    And then the Cowboys won. It was insult to injury yesterday, I tell ya.

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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    12/15/08

    @BeckySharper: Arghhh, the agony! And even worse, I'm married to a Cowboys fanatic!


    p.s. Glad to see you back.

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    Image of VincentArion VincentArion
    12/15/08

    @gerbilsoutofexile (withdrawing from anti-d's and it hurts.alot): Get your facts straight. The Browns play tomorrow night. And yes, the Browns are pathetic, but so is acting like you know football when you can't be bothered to pay attention to what team your "beloved Redskins" played yesterday.

    That would be the Bengals, btw.
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    Image of mooselookme mooselookme
    12/15/08

    @VincentArion: Ahem ah the Browns actually play tonight (Monday Night Football) not tomorrow which would actually be Tuesday. So before you jump all over someone for "acting like they know football" you may want to check your facts as well.


    Oh and I love football so much and Tom Brady is soooo cute!

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/15/08

    @mooselookme: Thanks for that. I dont know VincentArion from a hole in the ground but his/her comment was really kind of assy. Plus gerbils is not having a very good day so obvs I'm gunna take her side. And Tom Brady IS sooooo cute:)
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    No. Just no. The "They're just jealous" defense needs to go away.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    I sense if you look up the word "dingbat" in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Ms. Fortunato.
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    Image of TipsyRussell TipsyRussell
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    Her outfit can't have been any skimpier than the cheerleaders.
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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    12/15/08

    @TipsyRussell: The Giants don't have cheerleaders because they believe it takes away from the game. The Jets don't have cheerleaders either. I love you, New York sports fans. We don't need some tacky wannabee cheerleader. We wanna watch the damn game.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/15/08

    @TipsyRussell: The cheerleaders are handpicked to jiggle their goods for the men though.
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    Image of jessicarabbit jessicarabbit
    12/15/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Really? That's kind of awesome. Coming from Dallas, I'm jealous.
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    Image of dontbogartthewine dontbogartthewine
    12/15/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: I prefer baseball with the Philly Phanatic. That's the best cheerleader ever right there.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/15/08

    @jessicarabbit: Our cheerleaders even have (had?) their own show! BEAT THAT, Y'ALL.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/15/08

    @dontbogartthewine: OMG PHANATIC FTW!!!!!!
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of whatsername whatsername
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    "You couldn't even see my underwear" will be my stock response over this festive season.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/15/08

    @whatsergem: I will steal that, but follow it by saying "...because I wasn't wearing any!"
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    So that's the reason the G-men have lost their last two games -- and here I thought it was the Plaxico Burress scandal!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/15/08

    In reply to A Skimpy Explanation
    I'm jealous that I'm not that delusional.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/15/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: She does seem happy, doesn't she?
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    12/15/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: right? I bet her life is way more exciting than mine.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/15/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: Exactly. Sometimes I think life would be much easier if I were just batshit crazy...
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    Image of LoveNoelG LoveNoelG
    12/15/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: Honestly! Reality can be so miserable. Oh to skip and whistle through life.....
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/15/08

    @LoveNoelG: I wish I could be Bridget from "The Girls Next Door" for a day. She seems to breeze through life all giggly and such. Of course, it'd have to be a day that Hef wouldn't be at the mansion.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/15/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: That's kind of my dream. I love Bridget!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/15/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: Many times in my life have I envied the happy idiot. Then I remember that statistically, many of these people drown in their own bathwater.


    Seriously, if ignorance is bliss, she must be in a constant state of ecstasy.

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