OMFG Please Tell Your Tits to Shut Up

This morning, I got an email about an exciting new product— temporary tattoos made specifically for my breasts! I can now, using the power of only my tits and FDA-approved adhesive, accomplish such diverse tasks as: Welcoming the troops home from war. Hailing a cab. And, most importantly, declaring myself "100% natural." … » 1/10/12 7:00pm 1/10/12 7:00pm