Was she cranky and rude when she was on
that show with Regis Philbin? Or did she
decide to become him later? I thought she
was supposed to be sort of a Pollyanna.
Every time I wish I could stay home, sit in my underwear and eat Cheetos dipped in cream cheese, while watching daytime TV, I am reminded why I prefer my job.
Dear Lord, who can actually watch this without wanting to commit a heinous crime?
(I do agree with Hoda. Please shoot me in the face.)
Try reassessing your scenario with a wake-n-bake. If you're STONED while you're home, sitting in your underwear, eating Cheetos dipped in cream cheese (my butt thanks you in advance for the 5 pounds I will gain tonight doing this, btw) and watching daytime TV, it could be transcendent.
@swashbuckling: When I saw the new Evian "skating babies" ad as one of the three stories shown during the show's opening moments today, I couldn't help but blurt out "Really, Today Show? This merits this attention?"
I break down all of my discussions into intervals:
Iranian conflict: 12-20 minutes
North Korean nukes: Does time exist in nuclear winter?
Michael Jackson: 12-20 seconds
Tonight's dinner: 2-4 hours
Hoda Kotb: She's alright, I'll give her a generous 30 seconds.
Kathie Lee Gifford: Fly backwards around the globe to reverse the spin on its axis and turn back time as to make the length of my discussion a negative number so it's like I get the part of my life back that I lost talking about her in the first place.
What a coincidence, I try to keep my daily exposure to Kathie Lee under a minute. I find it keeps me from driving a coffee stirrer through my eardrums.
I did watch this live - the goal was to pop the balloon with your butt and inside the ballon was a note with what to cram into your spanx. Whoever had the most in their spanx at the end, won.
It's like they've just said to themselves "Aw, eff it. Let's pull out the control top panties and make it up as we go along!"
Tomorrow is "How many ways can you use this hairdryer/electric toothbrush) combo day. Hoda is brining her Remington 3000 and Kathie Lee is stealing Cody and Cassidys' "Oral B jr" brushes with the sonic vibration technology.
If the producers of GMA are trying to slowly kill Diane Sawyer, then the producers of Today are trying to make sure Kathy Lee and Hoda are humiliated beyond redemption.
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that show with Regis Philbin? Or did she
decide to become him later? I thought she
was supposed to be sort of a Pollyanna.
07/09/09
Dear Lord, who can actually watch this without wanting to commit a heinous crime?
(I do agree with Hoda. Please shoot me in the face.)
07/09/09
Try reassessing your scenario with a wake-n-bake. If you're STONED while you're home, sitting in your underwear, eating Cheetos dipped in cream cheese (my butt thanks you in advance for the 5 pounds I will gain tonight doing this, btw) and watching daytime TV, it could be transcendent.
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2. Oh my god, I just agreed with something on the Yenta Hour.
3. The world is ending. Where's my towel?
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Iranian conflict: 12-20 minutes
North Korean nukes: Does time exist in nuclear winter?
Michael Jackson: 12-20 seconds
Tonight's dinner: 2-4 hours
Hoda Kotb: She's alright, I'll give her a generous 30 seconds.
Kathie Lee Gifford: Fly backwards around the globe to reverse the spin on its axis and turn back time as to make the length of my discussion a negative number so it's like I get the part of my life back that I lost talking about her in the first place.
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I'm laid off from work, can you tell???
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Tomorrow is "How many ways can you use this hairdryer/electric toothbrush) combo day. Hoda is brining her Remington 3000 and Kathie Lee is stealing Cody and Cassidys' "Oral B jr" brushes with the sonic vibration technology.
02/05/09
Of course no one can afford a shark now, so...
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"I got Perverd by Kathie Lee and Hoda"
but I am guessing that is not correct!
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KL and Hoda are enjoying the crap out of that game though aren't they? And those women are taking it REALLY seriously. Especially the brunette.
She's got that "Bish, I'm gonna shove this baguette so far up my control top panties you're gonna get your golf club totin' ass KICKED." look.