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    Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    You guys, I swear, I had absolutely nothing to do with this.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    Wow, for a woman with one intact marriage and a child resulting from that marriage, no history of infidelity, crime, or alcohol/drug abuse, I sure am a lousy Christian. Evidently.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    I'm going to flip out on anyone that buys this book to be "IRONIC"...
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    There's probably going to be a lot of pictures in this book.
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    05/21/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: And very wide margins.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    "Why do you want to speak out against Obama...? Just because he's Black and you don't like Black people?"


    "Yes, precisely. What's the best way to say that without sounding racist?"


    ...

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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    Please tell me one of the chapters will be entitled "My grandson, the political tool. From God."
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    05/21/09

    @TheExperience: Also one about beauty pageants, using the phrase, "The Higher the Hair, the Closer to God."
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    LADIES. Did you know Partial Birth Abortion turns your cervix into a guillotine? It makes you decapitate babies *with your vagina*!!! Shocking, but true!
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    Image of apocalypse-nowish apocalypse-nowish
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    There was some bit on an episode of Family Guy last year, about how Jesus comes back and instead of being the saviour guy he works in a record store. Peter befriends him and Jesus goes and sees Bush. Jesus makes a play on that great line from Annie Hall - "I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work. How you got to be President of anything is totally amazing!".


    I'm pretty sure 'god' is thinking this same thing when it comes to Sarah Palin and her ilk.

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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    05/21/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: LOL, that's one of my favorite moments in Annie Hall. Also, "I'm very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say." "And I'm exactly the same way."
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    "She combines guts and grace, as does Sarah Palin,


    Ah, but Failin's are the guts of wold cubs.

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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    Wait. JFK AND FDR HAD AFFAIRS? How did she get such an exclusive?!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    It's easy to be happy if you're completely divorced from reality.
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    Image of emdy emdy
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    Why is God so hard to find? He's omnipresent. Find me a dragon. Now I'd read that.
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    05/21/09

    @emdy: HA!
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    Image of flexanimous flexanimous
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    shall we start guessing titles? something perhaps like "how jesus took the wheel of my snow-mobile" or maybe "i can see russia from my house: the sarah palin story".
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    05/21/09

    @flexanimous: Correction: snow MACHINE.


    (I hate how I know that she always does that. Curse you, media oversaturation!)

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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    05/21/09

    @flexanimous: I have this theory that it's actually going to be a self-help-y style tome. You Betcha!: How to Succeed in Everything Without Really Trying.
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    Image of Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona
    05/21/09

    @flexanimous: how about "You Betcha: Gettin Governin Done, Cooking Moose, and Raising a Family in Alaska, The Political Rise of a Beauty Queen Patriot"
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/21/09

    @Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona: Ooh, good try, but points off for leaving the g's on "cooking" and "raising."
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    05/21/09

    @ucelluccia: Self-help, I like it. How about "Can I call you God?: How false displays of politeness will help you set up stupid cutesy lines... if you trust in the Lord."
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    05/21/09

    @Dodgergirl: Snow-Machines and Stolen Suits: or Pitbulls, Pigs, and Lipstick: How Them There Republicans Gave Me Too Much Power and Influence, and How You Can Get it Too!
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    I thought from the title that I had finally found some middle-ground with Sarah Palin through our shared cheese-philia. Alas, that is not the case.
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    05/21/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: Wait, does that sound like I do kinky shit with cheese? Because I don't. Usually.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    05/21/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin's Ghostwriter Loves God And Cheese, Hates Abortion
    "chronicle for the first time the rampant crime, sex, and corruption of the Democratic Party."


    Yes, because no member of the Republican party has ever had an affair or been convicted of a crime or accused of corruption. She should have taken a stab at Newt Gingrich's bio before she wrote that book. She could have filled the entire thing with him alone.

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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    05/21/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: There could be a whole chapter on Republicans that have tapped their foots in bathroom stalls. GLORY HOLE AND THE GOP.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    05/21/09

    @CurtCole: Wide Stance, Narrow Interpretation?
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    05/21/09

    @la.donna.pietra: That'd be sure to get two thumbs way, way up.
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