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    The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    I love my ugly wrinkles! I earned every one of them, they're mine! Back off, I'm staying this way!


    Why do I get the feeling that by the time I'm 50 (11 short years from now), I'll be like Mark McKinney's cab driver character in Brain Candy, all dour, old and wrinkly in a sea of plasticized and smooth-faced people dressed in happy colors?

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    I hear that you can wrap bandages tightly around your feet to get them to fit into a smaller shoe-size, too. You don't need a prescription, it's FREE!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    FYI: Got free botox (to do commercials for an aesthetic spa) back in 2002 - 17 shots in the forehead and they told me it would have been around $1500 - it did last 5 months and in that time I never looked pissed off. I was pissed off - mostly about the fact that I had no facial expression.


    Never again.

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    Image of sybann sybann
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    "They're all within a certain price range."


    Good non-answer beeotch.

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    Image of confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech! confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech!
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    Oh and if you are young and don't have Horrible Wrinkles(TM) then you need them to keep away the frown lines. Those just make you look angry.
    You wouldn't want people thinking you look angry when you frown, now would you?
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    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    07/08/09

    @confusedforahotsecond is a sodemombeech!: Angry? I think you mean emotional.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    Wimmenz don't care about silly things like "side effects." The important question is: will this make me look younger? Yes? No more questions. I SAID NO MORE QUESTIONS.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    AHHH anything with needles near my face is just...NO. NO!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    When will there be a product on the market that I can inject into my baby to ensure that doesn't come emerge from its uterine journay looking like a screaming prune?
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    But, if you have UGLY WRINKLES no man will ever want to have sex with you and thus, no babies! Better to risk having a couple of defective ones than NONE AT ALL!
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/08/09

    @HarpMadness: Yes, and how can you trick a man into marrying you if you don't fake a pregnancy? These are the things we have to take into account when weighing the risks and benefits.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    Obviously The View and I have differing opinions on what constitutes "making the same expression". The image on the left shows her barely moving her face at all. Scary!
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07/08/09

    @Annabellie: I know, I loved that. Her eyebrows barely moved. What expression?
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    Image of lilacorchid lilacorchid
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    I don't understand why people don't want to have facial expressions. I don't care how much expressionless faces we see in the media, it's not normal!
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    07/08/09

    @lilacorchid: Silly woman - do you know women aren't supposed to have opinions. And if you don't have an opinion, you don't need an expression, amirite?
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    The View hates babies, just like Jezebel.
    WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    07/08/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Because thinking about the children kills my happy mood when I'm drinking cosmos, buying shoes and hitting on hot men. Which is, like, ALL the time.
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    Image of SevenNationArmy SevenNationArmy
    07/08/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: This is why I stopped coming here. I can't stand the constant baby hate and cat worship.
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    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    07/08/09

    @KiddyKat: OH SNAP! A SNARK REPLY TO A SNARK REPLY. OBVIOUSLY IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE! SHOUTING!
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    07/08/09

    @SevenNationArmy AKA The Speculator: THEY PREY TO CATS OBVIOUSLY! HEATHENS!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    07/08/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Nonono. We PREY on babies, we PRAY to cats.

    RE-READ THE HANDBOOK
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    07/08/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): OH NO, YOU FIGURED ME OUT! I'M NOT A REAL AMERICAN!
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    07/08/09

    @birminghamdrunk: Why are you shouting? Did you have cosmos, too? Or do you just hate kids that much?
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    07/08/09

    @KiddyKat: SHOUTING IS THE ONLY WAY TO WIN AN ARGUMENT
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07/08/09

    In reply to The View Claims Dysport Is Totally Safe... Except For The Birth Defects!
    I need those horrible wrinkles to make my furrowed brow look more intense, thank you very much.
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    Image of lurkystars lurkystars
    07/08/09

    @NellMood: I know! How with the boyf know if I'm pissed without my "frowny dimples"?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/08/09

    @NellMood: I need mine so that when I scowl at people disapprovingly, they get it.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07/08/09

    @lurkystars: @BabyJane: Exactly. No one will take you seriously if you're not getting those deep forehead wrinkles while scowling. I will never use Botox or this poisonous stuff purely for this reason.
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