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    Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    06/17/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    What? No one mentioned the flesh colored beard?


    Twitterers, you've failed on that one.

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    "Is she going to cry cause she was in the jungle" LOL. That is so funny to me, I don't know why. Classic.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    "What does Speidi think about the situation in Iran?" is definitely my favorite. I'm trying to imagine what the answer might be....
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    06/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm sure they're proud of all the American men and women fighting for our country over there and beating the Arabs in Iran so we don't have to see any more buildings fall.
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    06/16/09

    @remedios: Hahaha. Yes, all those Iranian Arabs are getting their butts kicked over there! Love it!
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I imagine it would go something like this:


    Simultaneously: *head tilt* You ran where?

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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    I'd like to think they are just social commentators, a la Stephen Colbert. Being excessively ridiculous to show us how ludicrous our obsession with celebrity culture really is.
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    06/17/09

    @GreyCat: You are giving them faaaaaar too much credit. They would have to be a smidgen self-aware for that to be true.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    They both appear to have a habit of closing their eyes when they start an answer. Speaking as someone with a coworker who does this, I can say without a doubt that it is annoying as shit and also comes across as pretentious.
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    06/16/09

    @sequined: Maybe it is their tell? Like a nervous habit before they start telling a lie?
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    all I keep hearing in my head when I read "Speidi" over and over was,


    "Parker! Get me Speidi-man!"


    also I have no clue who these two are, save for what I come across online. i...i...i don't watch...tv. there! I said it!


    (well, at least not THIS kind of TV).

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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    06/17/09

    @fuzzylizardkitten: I've never watched the hills or I'm a Celelebrity. I always feel like some sort of cultural anomaly!


    The scary part is I TOTALLY KNOW WAY TO MUCH ABOUT THEM ANYWAY. Just from my internet usage. Scary stuff.

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    06/17/09

    @fuzzylizardkitten: I don't even own a tv but I've sort of picked up loads of useless information about such "celebs" through, I don't know, pop culture osmosis?
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    "Ask rational questions that Speidi can't answer". Haha! That one was great. I can already see Joel McHale having a field day with this.
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    06/17/09

    @Casquivana: I loved that one almost as much as I loved "ask Spencer about the situation in Iran."
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    06/17/09

    @Casquivana: I wondered if Joel McHale was in a room somewhere telling people what to twitter in! "Oh, yeah, that is a good one! Let's see if they'll put THAT on screen!"
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    You're looking meidi smug there Heidi, considering you're wearing Kim Zolciak cast off hair extensions.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    I want them to shut up and Charlie, Spencer's mustachioed friend, to take over their media duties. He's my favorite because 1. he always seems really baked and 2. he gave Stephanie Pratt gift certificates to Red Lobster and TJ Maxx for her birthday.
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    06/16/09

    @trikitixa: Damn, that makes me almost want to watch the show.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    Twitter users: They're just like Us!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    "Just say no to Heidi and Spencer"


    Heidi and Spencer are the new heroin and cocaine!


    My new nickname for them shall be Speedball.

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    Image of Atomic Monkey Mouse Atomic Monkey Mouse
    06/16/09

    @Penny: What about Speidball?
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    06/16/09

    @Atomic Monkey Mouse: @Penny: And, the two of you win my day.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    Sure, we hate them. Let's not forget it's our own collective failure that allowed two completely transparent famewhores to become so well known. For what? So we'd have something to chuckle at? gah.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    I love love love that you watch crap TV (yes, LKL is crap TV) and give us all the good bits. It saves me so much time, and you get paid for it.


    On a side note, "dumb as stumps" should be used more often.

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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    I agree that Spencer is misunderstood. He's not an asshat! He's a megatool.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/16/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I applaud you both on your refined discernment among those three options. I think I found my doctoral thesis!

    Spencer Pratt: Asshat, Megatool, or Cockbib? A dialectic study from The Hills to I'm A Celebrity...
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/16/09

    In reply to Twitter Users Hate Heidi And Spencer
    So are they seriously married or is it just an arrangement to garner more celebrity? That has to be one of the most perverse reasons to get married ever. And yeah those tweets pretty much sums up what i feel when i hear about 'speidi'/flesh colored beard.
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