• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#thesoup

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 12:48 AM
Mon Nov 30
18 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
Email | Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Latoya Peterson
Email
Jenna Sauers
Email
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #thesoup more →

    The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"

    Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'

    It's Joel McHale Pic Time!

    When Regis is Away, Anderson Cooper Comes Out to Play

    Kate Moss Sucks — Hard

    Paris Hilton Officially Announces Christina Aguilera's Pregnancy
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of waitinformyman waitinformyman
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    C'mon, community sucked. It was not about college life on any level (that I could tell, and I teach college). And it just wasn't funny. I think he should stick to the soup.
     Reply
    Ipomoea promoted this comment waitinformyman was starred waitinformyman was unstarred
    Image of kate! kate!
    09/19/09

    @waitinformyman: Um, do professors really say "I teach college"?
     Reply
    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment kate! was starred kate! was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    09/19/09

    @waitinformyman: I just spent two years at a community college, and I found it to be as accurate as any media portrayal I've seen. FWIW, I'm at one of the more "prestigious" public universities now and I think I prefer the CC student body to the U student body-- less attitude and more work ethic.

    And remember, it's a comedy, which is generally character-driven, and they aren't aiming to project a perfectly accurate portrayal of a CC, they're using the setting as a device to drive the plots.
     Reply
    Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred
    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    To be fair, I hear Dick Cheney breaks a lot of hearts.
     Reply
    limber promoted this comment rei m lira approved this comment Bitingpika was starred Bitingpika was unstarred
    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    09/19/09

    @Bitingpika: his own, mostly.
     Reply
    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment telecomic the thoughtful red panda was starred telecomic the thoughtful red panda was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    09/20/09

    @Bitingpika: I suppose taking a bite out of someone's still-beating heart after tearing it from their chest counts as "breaking", yes.
     Reply
    limber was starred limber was unstarred
    Image of eadubbs eadubbs
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    I think Joel McHale is taking over the world, and I'm totally ok with it.

    McHale's new show was really funny, actually and he was great in 'The Informant'

    This makes me happy
     Reply
    maybeimamazed02 promoted this comment eadubbs was starred eadubbs was unstarred
    Image of maybeimamazed02 maybeimamazed02
    09/19/09

    @eadubbs: All hail McHale. LOVED Community--my mom works at a community college and said the pilot was totally accurate.
     Reply
    maybeimamazed02 was starred maybeimamazed02 was unstarred
    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    09/19/09

    @eadubbs: Community was pretty funny! And Hell's Bells! Trudy from Mad Men was in it.
     Reply
    ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ was starred ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    "Jennifer gets her heart broken by Dick Cheney!"

    Yes, I can confirm, that was the reason literacy was invented.
     Reply
    Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of femaledwightschrute femaledwightschrute
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    Also on sale - the annual John Mayer Wonderland Collection featuring highlights from both magazines, and much much more!

    Song lyrics that may or may not be about his exes!
    Tweets about babes!
    The Girls Are Stalking Me:Interviews from Concerned Friends', Neighbors, and Papparazzi!
     Reply
    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment femaledwightschrute was starred femaledwightschrute was unstarred
    Image of robot ninja spy robot ninja spy
    02/08/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Anyone else wanna see Christian Bale as a guest judge on ANTM? OOOH OOOH! Christian Bale vs. Tyra Banks freak out! Do it! Do it! (I would, but I don't know how.)
     Reply
    robot ninja spy was starred robot ninja spy was unstarred
    Image of s_ve s_ve
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    May the spoofs never end of the Christian Bale fiasco!
    I'm waiting for the real audio tape to surface of a female actress freaking out on the set of a movie. Its coming, just you wait.


    Also I just noticed that the lead singer from TV on the Radio is in Rachel Getting Married ... I MIGHT consider seeing it.

     Reply
    s_ve was starred s_ve was unstarred
    Image of keldo keldo
    02/07/09

    @s_ve: Have you heard the Lily Tomlin freak out? Check out the Daily Beast - they have a whole bunch of these in honor of Bale.
     Reply
    keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of Lumbercath Lumbercath
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    This one is my fave:
     Reply
    Lumbercath was starred Lumbercath was unstarred
    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    02/07/09

    @Lumbercath (the commenter formerly known as Ruffians): Oh my God. I had to hold my mouth to keep from tea spewing. Bless you for this.
     Reply
    Raspberry Swirly was starred Raspberry Swirly was unstarred
    Image of keldo keldo
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Oh man that remix is pure gold. It has cheered me ever so.
     Reply
    keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of CocteauTwin (Jambi says Smile with your Eyes) CocteauTwin (Jambi says Smile with your Eyes)
    02/07/09

    @keldo:


    Is it sad that I've already watched it, at least, 10 times in the past couple of days?

     Reply
    CocteauTwin (Jambi says Smile with your Eyes) was starred CocteauTwin (Jambi says Smile with your Eyes) was unstarred
    Image of keldo keldo
    02/07/09

    @CocteauTwin: No! I just had an argument with my husband over the phone, I was furious at him and then I replayed this and felt infinitely better!
     Reply
    keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Meh, I'm still waiting for a Lil Bill O'reily vs. Bale mix.
     Reply
    SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes was starred SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes was unstarred
    Image of disco2000 disco2000
    02/07/09

    @SevenNationArmy is still a Balehead: Oh, it's been done...
     Reply
    disco2000 was starred disco2000 was unstarred
    Image of AJ AJ
    02/07/09

    @disco2000: That's my fave!
     Reply
    AJ was starred AJ was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    I would really like it if the unauthorized celebrity STFU remix would replace the unauthorized celebrity sex tape.


    Someone just sent me Barbara's STFU remix. A valiant effort,but it suffers from the fact that Barbara's rant was short and did not go on psychotically for 4 minutes like Bale's.


     Reply
    YourScreenplaySucks was starred YourScreenplaySucks was unstarred
    Image of SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat) SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat)
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    Quick, everybody line up and vote: Team McHale or Team Benincasa.


    (1) McHale


    Your turn, go!

     Reply
    SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat) was starred SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat) was unstarred
    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    02/07/09

    @SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat): Thats not even a question. McHale.
     Reply
    HeinzDoofenshmirtz was starred HeinzDoofenshmirtz was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    The Bale Out remix is an excellent exercising song people. I have been doing aerobic kickboxing to it all week and it really revs me up.


    However, my bf is getting sick of me repeatedly shouting at him, "You're trashing my scene!" and "What don't you fucking understand?" I hope he doesn't fucking kick my fucking ass.

     Reply
    YourScreenplaySucks was starred YourScreenplaySucks was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/07/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks; Try Adding Zombies: He should shut if he can't take a joke!
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    02/07/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks; Try Adding Zombies: I know! I seriously think it might be the best exercising song EVER. In the history of the world.You just never want to stop when you play it!


    I'm not sure what that says about me. The Barbara Streisand bit at the end is great for stretching as well.

     Reply
    Calraigh was starred Calraigh was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    "You're a bigger fucking cunt than Julie Andrews!" might be my new catchphrase.
     Reply
    katie.scarlett.o'hara was starred katie.scarlett.o'hara was unstarred
    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    02/07/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: That line is so epic.
     Reply
    The HZA. was starred The HZA. was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/07/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Word.
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    02/07/09

    In reply to Christian Bale Parodies Keep Comin'
    The Soup has never done anything wrong, ever. I want to hump Joel McHale hardcore. But the Anne Hathaway one...eh...Probably coulda been better if she didn't sound...bored? Confused? I don't know. And once again, I'm going to throw out the Obama/Bale mashup.


    [acksisofevil.org]

     Reply
    Raspberry Swirly was starred Raspberry Swirly was unstarred
    Image of mrmirth mrmirth
    02/07/09

    @Raspberry Swirl hearts vampires (Take that, zombies!):


    ok hold up thats not for real barack?!???

     Reply
    mrmirth was starred mrmirth was unstarred
    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    02/07/09

    @mrmirth: Excerpts from the book on tape recording of his autobiography, yes.
     Reply
    Raspberry Swirly was starred Raspberry Swirly was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.