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    More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case

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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Somebody help me please! I am surrounded by these douchey millionaire husbands who are shafting their exes--Peter Brant, Steve Phillips, Jim Nantz, and Bob Haldeman. Must be something in the water here in Fairfield County..... #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    It seems so unfair that such detestable people should have the wherewithal to purchase such great art. I hate that all those Cindy Shermans and Basquiats are in these two's hands. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    When I got divorced it was basically who wants the salad spinner and who wants the electric can opener. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @sassyredhead: I hope you got the can opener. Basic survival depends on the ability to open canned food. At least it does if I'm the one cooking. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Add Ms. Seymour to the list of beautiful people who are probably aliens because they never age. If this woman has an addiction problem, I need one too. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    There is literally nothing about this mess that doesn't make me vomit. They are so fucking despicable that they absolutely deserve one another. It's a pity the marriage didn't work out. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: Also, I really hate that I am so childish that I went here, but: It saddens me that Stephanie Seymour is such a miserable, nasty person and still so incredibly beautiful. Life is not fair. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: My old girlfriend in San Diego used to cut SS's hair and she was in fact a nasty, mean, pretentious, arrogant and altogether unlikable person. She was so "me-me-me" she made even the most egotistical diva look like a humble version of Mother Teresa. She was dumb as a bag of dirt and made no bones about using her snootch to get what she wanted. I did not like her, not at all. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @I_can_still_pitch: There was an anecdote in the Kurt Coabin biography "Heavier than Heaven" about Stephanie Seymour. I think this was at the 1993 MTV VMAs, while she was still dating Axl, and right after Courtney Love gave birth to Frances.

    As the story goes, Axl Rose and Stephanie approached the Cobains backstage to start a fight. Axl insulted Kurt and their child, Kurt then asked Axl to be Frances' godfather. Stephanie, feeling left out, walked over to Courtney, who was boucing Frances on her knee and sneered, "Are you a model?" to which Courtney replied, "No, are you a brain surgeon?" Stephanie stuttered and then walked away.

    Obviously, I have never met SS in person, but I've heard many stories by people who have and each one is worse than the last.
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: believe them. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @thatgirlinnewyork: Really? Do you have intel? PM if you want to share. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    I toss my Picassos like salad. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I throw mine like a frisbee. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @badmutha: I play cornhole with my Warhol #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    I effing love it when even the lawyers say their clients are liars. Gotta love it when you've been doing it for so long that cynicism wins over a zealous defense. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    She should have stuck with Axl Rose. Their divorce would probably have been more sane. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Ruby_de_la_Booby: I'm imagining an alternate reality where she and Axl Rose got married, it didn't rain during their reception, no one jumped through the cake, she didn't die, Guns N Roses never broke up, Slash and Axl were BFFs, and GNR produced wonderful albums every year on the dot. I wish I lived in that world. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Dictator for Life: What about tongue kissing? Would they have tongue kissed after the vows...because that image is forever burned on my brain. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Dictator for Life: Because of this I had to go watch the video again ... and I'm still confused as to how she died. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @tstreur: Well, it started raining, and then she died. So obviously she was made of sugar, and she melted. I think. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Dictator for Life: Oh! Right! I completely forgot that all supermodels and strippers are made of sugar and smell of cupcakes ... Thanks for reminding me! :) #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Where is her bellybutton? #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Brant got it in the divorce settlement. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    I can't take these fucking people seriously. #stephanieseymour
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    06/25/09

    In reply to Rachel Zoe's $50,000 Regular-Woman Summer Wardrobe
    i realize for journalistic purposes one would like to take this cleverly ployed advertisement as a literal 'how to' dress guide- in awe of the prices. but i'd like to look at it as more of a trend guide where you do your own 'the look for less' comparison while shopping. it's expected for her to display amazingly expensive things because it's her image and job... who REALLY expected her to be slinging Kohls handbags and Target tunics? they're as out of touch as they proclaim her to be.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Rachel Zoe's $50,000 Regular-Woman Summer Wardrobe
    I want a summer wardrobe that says "dad likes leather."
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    06/24/09

    In reply to Rachel Zoe's $50,000 Regular-Woman Summer Wardrobe
    What nonsense!


    You can kill a hobo, skin him, tan his hide, and then sew it into a handsome vest for...what, eighty bucks?


    I don't know offhand, to be honest, but I can't imagine that it's that much.

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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    06/24/09

    @braak: Oh jeebus. I laughed out loud at that. Straight on the train to hell, I am.
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    06/24/09

    @braak: If I got you such a vest, could we be friends forever? I'll throw in matching boots if you insist.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Rachel Zoe's $50,000 Regular-Woman Summer Wardrobe
    I have no idea why they didn't ask me for my summer must-haves. I have fashion sense! I like summer! Well, I don't care, here I go.


    - Maxi dresses, because they're cool, comfortable, and you don't have to shave your legs! $75 for 3 from either Target or Old Navy
    - Knit or cotton shorter dresses, because when you do get around to shaving your legs, you can show them off! Also see Target or Old Navy
    - Flip flops! $1 in a bin outside Michaels, for day
    - Jewelry, from Target or Cost Plus - probably about $50 for various items
    - One pair of heeled sandals, from wherever. Payless can work. These are on sale for $13. This can dress up your shorter dresses for evening.
    - Margaritas - depends on level of consumption.


    DONE.

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    06/24/09

    In reply to Rachel Zoe's $50,000 Regular-Woman Summer Wardrobe
    I'd like to see a thrift store shopper's version of this. Of course, Salvation Army would have to amp up its marketing campaign (from zilch to astronomical) to interest EW.
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    06/24/09

    @swashbuckling: Exactly. I'm a major bargain shopper (not fast-fashion, just great discounts on good stuff, thrift/vintage, etc.), and I'm DYING to do the "Look for Less" version of this.
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