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    The Recently Deflowered Girl: A Reissue, A Review

    Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Recently Deflowered Girl: A Reissue, A Review
    Hey, Sadie, not to nitpick, but I think you meant "wrought".
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Recently Deflowered Girl: A Reissue, A Review
    I need this. I need this so bad. Why can't payday be right now?!
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Recently Deflowered Girl: A Reissue, A Review
    "Pretend to be completely engrossed in the ride" - It would seem to me that this is applicable in most of these situations.
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    Image of galalefey galalefey
    01/10/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    Where'd it go? :(
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    01/10/09

    @galalefey: It's gone! I hope someone saved the pictures, I'd love to see them again.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/09/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    Edward Gorey was one of those formative things lying around the house for my sisters and I to discover on our own, and feel like we were getting away with something awesome and intellectual and adult. Also, Anais Nin. I wonder if my parents did this on purpose?
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    01/09/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    I high fived him because I was so happy to be shed of the darn thing [virginity]. Is that covered in the book?
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/09/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    I can't even remember my first time. Let's just say I'm a complete lightweight and was several tequilas past smashed. It was with my boyfriend, if that redeems me a little.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    01/09/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    I simply said, "thank you".
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    01/09/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    Hyacinthe Phypps is the pseudonym for Blanche Devereaux, right?


    This is what I imagine her memoirs would be.

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    01/08/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    "I don't know how to drive standard."


    What I actually said shortly after giving up the card in the front seat of my boyfriend's parents' Camry. Apparently, the dirt road we had driven down to get our freak on was filled with deep, icy puddles. So naturally I had to get out and try to push.


    Ahhh romance.

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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    01/08/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: That's actually kind of sweet to me.
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    01/08/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    Well, I'm waiting for marriage, so hopefully the post-"deflowering" (ugh) conversation is natural and all lovey-dovey and on a tropical island somewhere. And uhh, hopefully it happens sometime this decade because I am freakin horny.


    ahem.

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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    01/08/09

    @thesciencegirl: May I recommend having something between you and the sand on the tropical island? Just a suggestion :)


    Also, Maui is fantastic.

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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    01/08/09

    @la.donna.pietra: ha ha, good tips all. Thanks. :) Now, all I need is a man. Any pointers on where to find a good one?
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    01/08/09

    @thesciencegirl: I found a pretty good one in Idaho. Your mileage may vary, though.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    01/08/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    I didnt say anything after, though I told him I hadnt had sex before. He stewed for a few days and then freaked out wondering why I didnt feel the need to make sure we were 'together'. I basically didnt give a shit because I figured we probably were (correct) and didnt care if for some reason he didn't want to date me because I didnt feel super invested in the whole thing. Yes, I can be kind of flippant, why do you ask?
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    01/09/09

    @LaFemme: HA. I love that .. I've had many a man not sure yet if he wants to be with me, but highly concerned that I wasn't screaming about wanting titles. Apparently, our flippant attitudes defy the laws of macho nature. Whoops.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    01/08/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    Next time my husband and I get it on, I will definitely shrewdly remark to him "I take it there will be no fee" when we are done.
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    Image of emona emona
    01/08/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    Mmmm... I will never forget my first marimba player.

    Or my first 17 year old gangly comic-book-lovin' art nerd.
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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    01/08/09

    @emona: Wow were we deflowered by the same guy?
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    01/08/09

    In reply to Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
    I don't think I said anything. I think I just went and found my friends and had them take me home. No conversation. But then again, it didn't happen exactly the way I would have liked.
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