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Fri Dec 11
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Page Six, you are a revelation! How could I have previously overlooked the "Tiger tail" wordplay? I am disappointed in myself.
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Tiger seen in grocery store handing money to blonde bombshell in uniform, who is not his wife!
Tiger seen giving car keys to gentleman in red vest, who is not his wife!
And on and on they go. Everyone's got a story to sell... errr, tell.
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Also, in this situation, Swift is famous. She has a bodyguard. And some bully STILL thinks he can get away with threatening her? That's beyond casual opportunistic bullying; that's seeking out to victimize someone. That he thinks he has the ability to victimize her is a little scary in and of itself; back to the concept of power disparity, for some reason he thinks he is more powerful than a celebrity, which is cause for concern.
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And I no longer stand for anything close to bullying, so that's improvement!
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When we were high
this past Thanksgiving
I dreamed despite my swift ascent
I dreamed of 745 chrome spinning
Then I was young and unafraid
And money was made and gangstas was wasted
There was no contract, gotta get paid
No bong unbung, no honey untasted.
I would pay for that.
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Their voices crunk, their beats like thunder
As they tear your grill apart
And fill your pimp cup with shame.
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I love that she makes Madonna so uncomfortable.
I could watch this and that marathon that Courtney hosted on MTV on repeat for days. She's fascinating when she's lucid, she's fascinating when she's clearly higher than a kite.
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Also, yeah, anyone who can effectively piss off Madonna gets a +1 in my book.
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It was epic and deliciously off the cuff! I'll see if I can find it.
I recently re-read her speech about the music industry from the Napster days. I've always thought she was wildly intelligent and I wonder who she would have been without the drugs. I kinda hate that she's de-evolved into spanking hot mess territory.
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ha. I thought it was one of the funniest "interviews' ever. The look on Madonna's face is priceless.
Remember when that awards show used to be fun and relevant?
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[www.mtv.com]
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Who calls their daughter's boyfriend by his last name? "Well, honey, I certainly hope that she invites Martinez back for Christmas. Although I wonder what happened to her ex boyfriend, Miller. I hope that he didn't end up dropping out of grad school, like that loser Green."
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Of course I don't object to this relationship. I saw them together and Hef remembered her name and everything!
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What? You took up with a married man and he lied to you? Imagine that!
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I also learned Carol Burnett gave all the money the Enquirer had to pay her to journalism schools around the country. Which makes me love her even more, as if that's possible.