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    Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts

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    10/29/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    Seriously dudes, the minute I got my first Gardasil shot I was all "oooh, gotta go get me some teen sex!" and then my doctor reminded me that I was 26 and too old to have teen sex, which was rather disappointing. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    Okay crazypants social conservatives, what if I bought your argument, despite this study, and my own common sense. Now, you only need to convince me why teen sex is worse than cancer. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    However, the jury is still out over whether the H1N1 vaccine will turn people into pigs. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    This? More than anything makes me rage.

    -We don't want our daughters to be sluts because they could get a disease.

    -What? They can get vaccinated against the disease?

    -We don't want our daughters to get vaccinated because then they would be sluts. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    I heard the UK wanted to halt administration of the vaccine in the weeks leading up to Halloween out of fear that it would cause teenage girls to choose sluttier costumes. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    I was a test subject in the clinical trials of this. I was specifically instructed not to sign up for the study if I expected to have more than 2-3 new partners per year. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts

    Where's the vaccine that turns teens into ZOMBIES? #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    Well, thank goodness. That quells so many of my deepest, darkest fears. I can't even count the number of nights I've lain awake, afraid for all the innocent young girls who might be transformed into raging Whores of Babylon by a shot to the arm. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    Damn. Big Pharma will have to go back to looking for other remedies for Listless Vagina Syndrome. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    Well, I just got my seasonal and H1N1 vaccines today, and I can tell ya, it gave me a crazy urge to go around kissing people with coughs and snuggling with swine. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    @funnyface: I'd wait a few days. The immune response to a vaccine is not immediate. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    Awesome. If only the people who go on and on about how Gardasil causes an acute cases of slutitis actually cared about things like data. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    While it won't turn teens into sluts, it will turn teens into frogs. That's where they getcha. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    Clearly we must still oppose the HPV vaccine for its role in educating and allowing teenage girls to consider their own sexuality. Disgusting. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    I don't know where they're getting they're stats b/c ever since I made it through the final round of the G-shot (as we youths call it nowadays) I've been compelled to spread em for everyone who saw my "sexting bracelets"

    barf. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    @Mayonegg: Full disclosure: My gynaecologist actually bought my first round of post-vaccination tequila body shots. #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
    What's that you say? Girls are thinking, understanding, perceptive creatures? Can someone let the state of Georgia know? #hpvvaccine
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    10/28/09

    @PerinealFavorite: A lot of other places need to be copied on that memo as well. #hpvvaccine
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