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    "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"

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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    05/22/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    Zubaz came up in the "also viewed" column when I looked at it. Just the pants to compliment that shirt...
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    Another great example of weird viral Amazon review anon lulz is one of David Hasselhoff's albums, in which the song "Hot Shot City" is consistently touted as being particularly good. It's always weirdly heartwarming to see a few folks on the Internet take an idea and run with it.


    That said, I never had any wolf shirts. But as a child, I did have a few shirts with Bigfoot, THE MONSTER TRUCK. My brother and I just thought it was really cool that trucks could be giant and smush old cars, so my mom indulged our weird wishes and bought us some monster truck T-shirts.


    ...I have no idea.

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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    I'm so torn over ironic tacky shirts. One part of me is like "really? you think it's funny to wear that ugly thing?" and another part of me is like "I want to wear a shirt with a wizard on it and listen to Dio."


    What to do?

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    Image of mwynn13 mwynn13
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    Brooklyn Trend Institute alert:
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    05/21/09

    @mwynn13: Awesome! Fake beard and corncob pipe is totally my new look!
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    Image of Scout Scout
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    BESTIE:


    Last night I was wearing the Wolf shirt and clipping my toenails. Of course I was drinking whiskey because who doesn't love to get drunk and clip their toenails. Halfway through the bottle I couldn't tell if my pinky toe had any nail left, so I just kept clipping and clipping until I saw blood. Then I felt the Wolf; I had to taste the sweet blood. The flavor made me hunger for more as I began gnawing my foot until I was overcome with raw Wolf aggression. The whiskey in my blood only made my flesh taste more delicious, and made me more drunk. I began to get lightheaded and I took a nap.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    05/21/09

    @Scout: WIN.
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    Image of phalenopsis phalenopsis
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    Shirts like this composed a large portion of my wardrobe in middle school. I had many animals and many colors. They were all hugely enormous on me, too. Yeah. I was the paragon of fashion in middle school. There may have been a reason the other kids made fun of me. Blast from the past.
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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    05/21/09

    @phalenopsis:
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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    05/21/09

    @RisaPlata: I don't understand what happened. What I was TRYING to say:


    NO THERE WASN'T. YOU WERE THE EPITOME OF COOLNESS.


    Or at least, I totally would have been your bestie.

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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    05/21/09

    @RisaPlata: I had a wolf-type shirt that had 2 salamanders on it. Wore it in middle school too.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    Rich loves those shirts.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    I may or may not have owned one of these shirts when I was younger, and my grandparents were visiting all kinds of national parks and buying souveniers. Allegedly. Unforunately, I was in middle school before "hipster irony" existed.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    This reminds me of a deleted scene from Step Brothers (bad movie, but funny scene) where they do show and tell.


    A wolf is involved, this isn't random

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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    05/21/09

    @thecameralovesyou: That's it. I need a wolf lamp with a real bark back
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    05/21/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: "They didn't have to do that. They didn't have to"


    "You can walk 360 degrees around that thing"

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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    05/21/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Am I in the Black Forest of Germany??
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    Oh god, I had a Junior High boyfriend who wore wolf shirts. I can't look at that picture without thinking about D&D and awkward kissing.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    There is no governing the fate of one man to secure the kindred love of a like-minded mate for life while baying at the moon on a warm Summer's night


    Oh, ladies, we're all in luck! Summer's night is soon upon us all!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    "You don't put this shirt on your torso you put it on your soul.


    I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

    ::sniff::

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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    Between this and the Tuscan Whole Milk reviews, and my normal Jez time, I have gotten absolutely nothing done at work all week.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    The response by The Mountain is cracking me up.


    For instance:

    Jackie, thanks for the 5 Stars but we are a bit offended by your response. It seems you want to change your husband into something he's not. Do you know how huge your balls have to be to wear one of our shirts. These are the shirts of legend. Who are you to judge your man's virility? We suppose that you have had him neutered as well, which is probably why he felt the need to wear a wolf shirt in the first place. No one neuters the wolf without losing a hand.


    No one neuters the wolf without losing a hand might be my new motto

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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    05/21/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: I may have to embroider it on a pillow.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    05/21/09

    @RisaPlata: Good idea. I might have to follow suit!
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/21/09

    In reply to "I Have Been Wearing This Shirt For About 15 Weeks And I Have Not Needed To Wash It!"
    I'm confused, it looks like the shirt that future members of ROTC rock...What's the need for reviews?
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