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piratealice
11/07/08

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if you are on twitter you should check out angrycat. too funny!
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BarnabyJones
11/07/08

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My boyf has cats and as serious dog person, this is a discussion that we will seriously have to have one day. But whenever I'm at his place and I see his cats, I can't help but imagine their inner monologue and it goes something like this:

"Day 167 of captivity. The sub intelligent humanoid continues to harass me with various instruments such as "String" and other stuffed items. I feign interest out of concern for my safety. I continue to plot their murder and my escape while they sleep; which they do oft in front of the flickering picture box that emits sounds and with bags of crispy and salty goods in their lap".
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SidheDragon
11/07/08

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I once happened upon a blog written by a cat. funniest stuff I've read in a long time. It could be good. But then the snooze factor could be enormous.
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amowls
11/07/08

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Dogs ARE boring and have nothing to say.

Lol, sorry I can't resist hating on dogs.
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TwoScoops
11/07/08

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I get birthday cards from my sister's cat. That's enough out of the felines, yo.
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clairedeloony
11/07/08

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My mom already sends me emails supposedly written by her cat. She would totally do this if she knew what Twitter was.

I'm not going to tell her.
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Little Time Bomb
11/07/08

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I will cop to having a twitter account for our dog. I use it on occasion to taunt my husband with details like "I am currently having a nap on your pillow" or " I just spent 30 minutes licking the inside of your left shoe"

I find in mildly surprising that other people have decided to follow his tweets, since it's basically just a joke between me and mister.
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lalaland13
11/07/08

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This morning, my cats sent out the following:

(7:45) Is she asleep or dead? Asleep or dead? Must mew a few more times and wake her up, or she can haz no money to buy us stuff.

(7:49) She's dead. Where's her wallet?

A few minutes later, I sadly proved them wrong.
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
11/07/08

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I don't want my cat to have a twitter. I am pretty sure she voted for Nader, and thinks I look fat in these pants.
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
11/07/08

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Lady, I have three dogs who never shut up. They are utterly fascinating, doggone it, and I walk around constantly amazed at their insight and wit.

I now know more about squirrels, bunnies, birds, bones, tennis balls, and rat-killing than I ever did before and I find it scintillating. So there.
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hearmeroar
11/07/08

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This makes me even more sad than I already am, having just put my precious 15 year old kitty to sleep yesterday. I wish I'd known what she was thinking.
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I'm Chuck Bass
11/07/08

@hearmeroar: Aw, {{{hugs}}}. I'm sorry about your kitty. I know how difficult that is.
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ChuffedLittleMuffin
11/07/08

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Rita Mae and Sneaky Pie Brown are gonna be all over this.
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h3llc4t, breaker of office dress codes
11/07/08

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This will be cute/funny for about 3 minutes, and then it will just become incredibly sad.
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formergr
11/07/08

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The only cool thing about this is that adorable picture of the siamese that was posted along with this story. It's seriously awesome, but I may be biased because we had the snarkiest siamese cat growing up who lived for a good 22 years (the last 5 were out of sheer stubbornness).

Twitter isn't really all my thing to begin with, so fake Twitters from a cat seems even more pointless to me...
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rocknrollunicorn
11/07/08

@formergr: I don't get Twitter, and refuse to try.
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Ratinski
11/07/08

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If I got a twitter for my cat, all he would say is:fggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg]]]]]]]]]

Which, of course, is Cat for: "Bow before me, peon."
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