Am I the only one who found Piper's "Insider, what side are you on?" line incredibly creepy, in a "Mommy says that when she's president, she's going to send all the bad reporters of to special camps!" kind of way?
@otakugirl: "Because if you're not on my Mommy's side, the terrorists win. Or else you are a terrorist, like that half-breed Muslin guy who stole his job away from my Mommy. But she's gonna get it back real soon."
She was signing books in a bookstore here in Orlando yesterday, and apparently tons of people came out to see her, waited in line for hours and hours, got wristbands, and so on. Some of them were interviewed on the local news and were saying how it was an honor to meet her, how intelligent she was, and so on.
@CaligulaSanchez: Which makes that video of her giving an interview while Turkeys are being slaughtered in the backround far more sinister and disturbing.
Note to Insider: Less old-man talk, more Levi ass. Also, I really hope Sarah's mother doesn't have some sort of unfortunate medical condition that would prevent me from making fun of her voice.
Ah, fuck it. Sally O'Malley! She sounds like Sally O'Malley on nitrous!
The Martha Diaries
November 25, 2009
Mood: Smug
Currently listening to: Die Mensch Maschine, Kraftwerk
Laugh now, Chuck. It won't be so funny when you swallow the shards of glass buried deep within the homemade preserve and artisanal cheese basket I'll be sending along to "make amends". Revenge - It's a good thing.
@funzette: After seeing what happened to Rachel Ray, you think he'd be more circumspect. Martha doesn't hesitate to take out perky people of dubious talent, Chuck. And that was before prison.
@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I have never liked Rachel Ray's persona on her show 30 Minute Meals. (See my comments on Jezebel's first post that mentioned this Martha / RR exchange as an example.) But I am really impressed with the way she handled that, too. I wish I'd watched that before my earlier comments.
@RenoDakota: We don't get Rachel Ray in NZ (at least, I don't think we do), but I always admire someone who can avoid rising to the bait, as she managed exceptionally well to, here
Listen Insider, I'm more surprised when Spencer Pratt: 1. Spells things correctly, and 2. Says decent, sensible things. Let me know when those things happen, OK?
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What are these people smoking?
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Ah, fuck it. Sally O'Malley! She sounds like Sally O'Malley on nitrous!
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Ha! So I'm not the only one!
11/25/09
November 25, 2009
Mood: Smug
Currently listening to: Die Mensch Maschine, Kraftwerk
Laugh now, Chuck. It won't be so funny when you swallow the shards of glass buried deep within the homemade preserve and artisanal cheese basket I'll be sending along to "make amends". Revenge - It's a good thing.
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#tips
11/21/09
I love and adore you. Will you adopt me so I can one day only bake with eggs I gathered with my own hands? Please?
Love, KKC
P.S. I already hand address all of my Christmas cards (on Crane naturally) and make hospital corners with my bedsheets.
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runs away
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On second thought, just don't.
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