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    Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab

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    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    Does they allow weddings with no witnesses, just the bride, groom and JoP? I thought you needed at least one witness, but maybe NY is different. Seems to open the door to shenanigans.
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    12/13/08

    @Shelwood: That should be "Do" not "Does". Ugh.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    Thank you, all-powerful Hollywood people, for not further raping my childhood by green-lighting the awful Full House spinoff idea. In return, I will try to watch something else besides True Blood, Dexter, or Big Love.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/13/08

    @MeowMixxx: Mmmmm, Dexter...
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    It is so bizarre that it took this long for Tara Reid to go to rehab. She's been a notorious mess for years. She's apparently close to her siblings and parents so you have to wonder where they've been. Although I suppose you can't always pull a Jamie Spears and force your kid to dry out.


    Next up: Pam Anderson, who is apparently in the throes of a very bad coke and crystal meth addiction.

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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    12/13/08

    @Trixie from Toronto: Oh for real re: Pam Anderson. Didya see those freaking scary pics of her in Miami? Girl's eyes were so red she looked like a freaking goblin. Very sad.
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    12/13/08

    @Trixie from Toronto: Rumor has it Steve Carell dragged her into rehab kicking and screaming.


    Am I the only one who kind of loved that Office episode?


    But all kidding aside, drugs are bad. I had a friend who did coke for a couple weeks and he's still messed up. It like made him more anxious and stuff forever.

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/13/08

    @lalaland13: Steve Carell dragged Tara Reid into rehab? Do tell! Was she on The Office? Fill me in.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    The only reason Tara checked herself into rehab voluntarily is that she was so out of it she thought it was a Day's Inn.
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    Image of SinisterRouge SinisterRouge
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    Hugh Jackman? Really? I'm surprised. Isn't he busy being in movies and such to be hosting? I always thought that's what the stars did on their way down.
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    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    thank GOD for the cancellation of the "Full House" spinoff. at least that's some good news today.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    12/13/08

    @randomnessish: Blasphemy! You know you were dying to find out how Jesse and the Rippers were faring in their careers as a Beach Boys cover band in bars around San Francisco.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/13/08

    @WaltzingMatilda: *raises hand* I... totally would've watched it.
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    12/13/08

    @hellodarling!: Dear heart, so would I. So.would.I.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    12/13/08

    @hellodarling!: @WaltzingMatilda: As much as the idea made me want to horf...I would have as well.


    I need a shower.

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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/13/08

    @MeowMixxx: Yeah, I would have watched it, too. Now I'm a bit disappointed because I kind of wanted to know what happened to all of them.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    As a high schooler when it came out i feel like I should've known that Tara Reid was in American Pie, but I didn't, and I'm almost proud of that fact.
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    Image of Tits.McGee Tits.McGee
    12/13/08

    @whats_in_a_name: "As a high schooler when it came out i feel like I should've known that Tara Reid was in American Pie"


    Gawd, I feel old.

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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/13/08

    @Tits.McGee: Sorry, to be totally honest it was the summer before my freshman year.
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    That pic is totally a "Reason #567 Alice Bands Rock". What is it about Alice Bands? I hated them now I love them again. Wore one yesterday and got loads of compliments.


    The Ewan McGregor Obi Wan Kenobi side hair thing is just plain weird though. And I have a problem with tangents.

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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    This news about Phylicia Rashad kind of makes me sad. To this day, that "Claire gained 3 pounds and can't fit into that glam gown so she works her ass off and doesn't eat Mexican food" episode is more disturbing than when Theo gets in trouble for the joint in his book. So this is just bringing back all of those painful memories. I just screamed "YOU LOOK FABULOUS, CLAIRE!" at the screen... again.
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    12/13/08

    @WaltzingMatilda:

    Oh, I loved that episode! Debbie Allen as the C-razzzzy aerobics instructor and Clare getting up at 3am to re-heat food in secret. I have so been there. Home girl is fabulous, though.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    Um, I have a weakness for Brad Pitt's hats.


    The 'stache, not so much.

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    Image of mslewis mslewis
    12/13/08

    @CherriSpryte: Repeat . . . again: the mustache is for a movie currently being filmed in Berlin!!!


    I love Brad's hats. I think he looks wonderful in them.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/13/08

    @mslewis: Soon - bowling shits. Mark my words....
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/13/08

    @2pint: Make that "bowling SHIRTS"


    srry

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    So Hef's boys are split on the idea of polygamy but how do they feel that their dad is LITERALLY dating girls their age? Which is less than a fourth of his age?
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/13/08

    @Snowbunny: Eww, That just gave me real nasty mental image of Hef trying to get his sons to go along with the idea by "sharing" his girlfriends with them.
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    Image of farmersdaughter farmersdaughter
    12/13/08

    @whats_in_a_name: As nasty as that is, I would be thrilled if I was one of the girlfriends. At least they would get to fool around with someone closer to their own age....
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/13/08

    @farmersdaughter: True, though i doubt it would be very good, growing up surrounded (literally) by playboy all their lives has to have given them some pretty fucked up ideas about sex/woman/relationships/life-in-general.


    @Snowbunny:

    Also I believe this is the perfect place to quote Dazed and Confused "That's what I love about high school chicks, I get older but they stay the same age" So while at the moment his sons and girlfriends are the same age, it won't be long till his sons are older than his girlfriends.

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    whats_in_a_name was starred whats_in_a_name was unstarred
    Image of farmersdaughter farmersdaughter
    12/13/08

    @whats_in_a_name: Yeah, but I wasn't so much saying they would be good, just that they would be non-old and wrinkly balled. I don't even wanna imagine Hugh Hefner naked. Not too many 18 year old's are great in bed, but at least they are nicer to look at.
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    farmersdaughter was starred farmersdaughter was unstarred
    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/13/08

    @farmersdaughter: Not being into guys, I guess I'll just have to take your word on that one.
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    Image of farmersdaughter farmersdaughter
    12/13/08

    @whats_in_a_name: Well, I'm sure not everyone shares my opinion, but male or female, I'd rather look at an 18 year old than an 80-something year old. Naked, I mean.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/13/08

    @farmersdaughter: without a doubt, while the part about not being into guys was true, I was just teasing about needing to take your word on a naked 18 year old looking better than a naked 80 year old.
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    Image of descent descent
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    Really Madden? Because I always thought Nicole knew the Truth About Diamonds.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/13/08

    @descent: Right?!? That's what I was thinking, too. Though I never read it, so I wasn't sure what the "truth about diamonds" really is, to Nicole, anyway.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/13/08

    @descent: She doesn't, but her ghostwriter does.
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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    Wow! Britney could actually sing, wonder what happened.
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    Image of SleeplessNights SleeplessNights
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    Tara Reid in rehab? whatever for? Must be exhaustion.


    Seriously though; good luck to her.

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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    12/13/08

    @SleeplessNights: It was so obvious that she had a problem that I assumed she didn't really.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/13/08

    In reply to Bye, Bye Miss American Pie: Tara Reid Checks Into Rehab
    "Who am I without creative facial hair?"


    I ask myself that same question every day, Brad. I've taken to drawing muttonchops on my face with Magic Markers in a desperate attempt to prevent people from noticing how boring I am.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/13/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I've been just arranging giant, puffy beard-tufts of cotton candy on my face. It adheres by itself, it regulates my blood sugar, and it's perfectly festive for the holiday season.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/13/08

    @tscheese: I'm thinking maybe a Christmas light Mohawk might be a nice style to sport in the next week or two. Although it might be dangerous to go out in the rain.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    12/13/08

    @tscheese: it does get to be a problem with small kids come up to you and start licking your face.
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